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(They all sit down)
Mike:
Well, here we are again.
Crow: Again? We aren't even-
Mike: Shut up Crow.
Servo: I'm just glad DOS and Matt and A_E let us take over for a
second.
Bob: Yes.
Mike: Okay here we go with...
Trouble Hath Come
Mike: Trouble hath come to our soliders! Come, ere the walls shall to be or not to be!
v. 4.1.1
Bob:
Say, this brings up a point... what's the real difference between
Windows 95 and 98? I never noticed a difference.
Crow: Three years!
Bob: Um, sure.
Well, hoot nanny! I had the worst Season 4 fics you can possibly imagine.
Mike: Believe him?
Bob & Bots: Nah.
I mean it.
Crow: Sure...
I had so many mistakes.
Bob: Okay, that I believe.
Like, how could Glitch fall from a Portal if Glitch and Bob combined?
Bob: Yes, how
could that happen?
Crow: I wonder if would feel like when you-
Mike: CROW!
Very, very bad.
Servo: Hey, they
copied off of you!
Bob: That's normal.
So, I have gone over everything, and here is the new revised edition of Trouble Hath Come.
Mike: Next time on
MRT4K, the UN-revised edition of Trouble Hath Come!
Crow: That'll be a doozy.
Synopsis: All is well in Mainframe.
Bob: And it gets worse.
Megabyte is somewhere in the Web, Silicon Tor has been deleted, Hexadecimal good, etc.
Mike: Dot &
Bob in love.
Servo: System Makeover.
Crow: Matrix left his icon on Game Sprite mode and now there's
Little Enzo.
Bob: Is that a good thing?
Crow: For some.
Hack and Slash (being the nosy things they are)
Bob: ...screw everything up.
look around the P. O. at all the buttons.
All: Uh-oh.
Hack (the red one) finds a button that says, "Portal".
All: Uh-oh.
Mike: We can all see where this is going.
They do their usual griping
Mike: (Hack) You!
Servo: (Slash) You!
Mike: (Hack) You!
Servo: (Slash) You!
Mike: (Hack) You!
Servo: (Slash) You!
Crow: Who?
('You push it!' 'No you push it' 'Every time I push something something bad happens') until
Bob: I say Hack
presses it.
Crow: I say Slash presses it.
Servo: I say Phong finds them and starts giving a long talk about
shiny red buttons.
Hack presses it, creating a Portal in the Read Only Room.
Bob: Okay, that's not too bad.
Unfortunately, Hack and Slash twiddle some dials and end up sucking all the Sprites that were in the Read Only Room into the Portal.
Mike: That wasn't, either.
But almost all of the Sprites were in the Read Only Room.
Bob: Even me? I'm
written out of the fic before it even begins?
Servo: Sad, isn't it?
This makes for a very bad scenario.
Crow: Well obviously! Now all the good stuff's gone!
Hex was in Lost Angles,
Crow: Except for her. Well, she is most of the good stuff.
but hears of the news and hurries before it's too late.
Crow: Hey!
Servo: Ha ha!
She goes in, it closes, and then something bad happens...
All: DUN DUN
DUNNNNN!
Crow: Well, that was a good story.
Mike: Uh, that's not all.
Crow: Oh, sorry. I'm just used to stories ending when you least
expect it and with no obvious conclusion.
Servo: You mean like.
Crow: Yes, you hit it on.
Bob: Guys, stop it.
Crow: Okay, Guardian 452, otherwise.
It was a beautiful day in Floating Point Park.
Mike: As usual.
Bob was there with Dot just sitting on a bench, thinking of past times.
Crow: (Bob) I hate
you for slapping me.
Servo: (Dot) I hate you for going into the Web.
"Well, Dot. I have to congratulate you." Bob said.
Mike: (Bob) You did a wonderful job as dressing up as E.E. the Clown.
"On what?" Dot said.
Mike: (Bob) Whatever I just said.
"Being the sucessful business woman you are!
Servo: Haven't we heard this before?
I don't think anyone could store all the things you own in their memory!"
Bob: (snickers)
Heh-heh.
Crow: What?
Bob: (stops) Nothing.
Dot blushed. "Thanks. How about we go get an energy shake from the diner?"
Servo: (Bob) Which
one?
(They all stop doing anything for a moment)
Mike: Okay, that had to be the the most unrealistic comment we
made up.
Bob: You got that right.
"Okay."
Crow: This from a
woman who can state the Constitution and the Bill of
Rights in 10 minutes?
Bob: Really?
Crow: No. That would be Enzo. But we wouldn't be able to
understand it.
Meanwhile, Matrix and AndrAIa were at the diner with little Enzo.
Mike: Which diner?
Servo: Let's stop that.
Bob: Yes.
"Man this is so alphanumeric!
Servo: Bad point
#1.
Crow: That's not bad. What would be bad if they started singing
that song.
Megabyte is gone, and Hexadecimal is non-viral!" Enzo said.
Bob: Which everyone already knew.
"Yeah, but still random." AndrAIa said.
Mike: That too.
"Some things never change." Matrix said.
Servo: But that's untrue.
Bob and Dot came in.
Mike: Hey! Where's the normal Enzo-Bob behavior?
Enzo bowled him over, of course.
Mike: Bob walking into Dot's and Enzo bowling him over should always be in the same sentence!
Mouse and Ray were just zipping around town just looking in... that kind of way.
Crow: Oooooo...
Meanwhile in the P.O., Phong was looking through the files in the Read-Only Room.
Servo: (Phong) Hmm... oh, Megabyte isn't dead yet? Oh well. Might as well send out a harmless ray that won't go more than 5 bits.
"Hmm. Ah yes. Access Viral History Information." Phong said. The screen showed him the history of Megabyte and Hex. Suddenly Phong gasped. "Oh dear! I must get everyone!"
Crow: You're not
going to tell us what he saw?
Bob: I want to know why I got dragged to a place where I was
sucked into some User-forsaken place!
Phong spread the news to everyone. They quickly sped to the P.O.
Bob: Except me.
"What Phong?" Bob said.
Bob: D'oh!
"I have accessed some very important information from the Read-Only Room. Come! I shall show you!" the old sprite said.
Mike: Tell us Phong!
Elsewhere in the P.O., Hack and Slash were looking around.
Bob: Uh-oh.
Incoming Hack and Slash dialouge.
Mike: Whaddya say we read these X-Men comics while it goes on?
Servo: I'm with that! I wanna see if Cyclops defeats the big evil
thing.
"Wow look at all of these buttons." Slash said.
"Yes! Ooooo, look at this one!" Hack said.
"What does it do? Hey the label says 'Portal'"
"A portal! Wow!"
"Push it to see what happens!"
"No you push it!"
"You!"
"You!"
"Everytime I push something something bad happens!"
"Okay, I'll push it." Hack pushed it, and a Portal appeared in the Read-Only Room, which Phong and the others had not gotten to yet.
"What happened?" Slash said.
"I don't know. Maybe if I turn this..."
"And I push this..."
At that point the Read-Only Room door was pushed open, and al
Mike: Oh wait, is
it over?
Bob: Yep.
Servo: But I don't know what happened!
Mike: Here, we'll repeat the last sentence.
Servo: No, not the fic, the-
At that point the Read-Only Room door was pushed open, and almost at once the sprites got sucked in.
Bob: Oh well. I'm
sure I appear some other time.
Crow: I'm going to read my secret stash of Weird Al lyrics.
Mike: Okay. (double takes) Wait, you have those?
Crow: Oops. Let's all sing along! Uh... how about... um...
Mike: NO.
In Lost Angles Hexadecimal was on her throne, looking through her looking glass. She saw what was happening at the P.O. and gasped.
Servo: You mean
made a gasping mask.
Mike: This Season 4.
Servo: Oh, right.
"Oh dear! I must save them!" she said. She hurried there, but by now Hack and Slash had gotten the portal right in front of the door to the P.O. Hex was sucked in.
Crow: There goes everything good and happy with this world.
"Should we stop?" Hack said.
Crow: Ob-
Mike: H&S scene! No talking!
"Yes." Slash said.
"Okay! How do we stop?"
"Let me press this 'Close' button." Slash did and the portal closed.
"All done!" But then a tear appeared above the place where the Silicon Tor used to be. It became a Portal, and something came out of it. The portal closed, and then that something yelled out some words. He then opened a Vidwindow. It appeared before Hack and Slash.
Crow: That's not good.
"Hey who is that?" Hack said.
"I cannot see. He is covered by something." Slash said.
Mike: (Slash) And because of my limitations of brains, I can't describe what that something is.
"Thank you Hack and Slash. Now I can control all the Viral binomes again!" the cloaked figure said.
Servo: He must
have been covered by a cloak.
Mike: Kind of like the Emperor in Return of the Jedi.
"Uh-oh" Hack and Slash said together.
"This is all your fault!" Hack said.
"Me? You found it in the first place!" Slash said. They kept arguing but we'll get back to that.
Mike: Thank God.
The cloaked figure began to use some magical powers to bring all the turned-non-viral binomes back to viral state. He quickly called them all to G-Prime.
Crow: RING RING! Hello? Come to G-Prime. NOW!
"Now that I have everyone back, and all the sprites gone, I can rule Mainframe!" the cloaked figure said. The viral binomes cheered.
Servo: This is familar.
But in the shadows a One and a Zero were watching.
Crow: Are they viral or not?
"Oh no! Zee viral binomes have come back to life! Hurry! We must go to the lab!" the One said
Mike: ...with a terrible German accent.
. They pulled out zipboards and hurried to Level 31.
Servo: They work for Al's?
The pair landed in front of a restaurant next to Al's called The Lab.
Servo: Ah.
Bob: I wonder why it's called The Lab.
He went in.
Mike: What else is there to do when you're hurrying to a place and you get there? Leave?
"Ah! Professor Einome! Good to see you!" the waiter said.
Crow: Is his diploma legal?
"No time! Zee viral binomes have come back to life!
Bob: This would
have been on the news by now.
Crow: But Mike the TV would be reporting. Ah well.
We must stop them!" the Professor said. He went through a locked door to his lab.
Servo: Oh yeah, and anyone can just walk through a locked door.
He rummaged through his inventions. "Ah! Here it is!" He ran out of the lab, giving a gun to his assitant,
Mike: NRA worker!
Servo: Maybe he'll go to the Tor and shoot them.
Crow: That or be like Rambo and shoot everything he sees.
Servo: That's Matrix.
and sped off.
Crow: WHEEE!
Back at the P.O. Hack and Slash were arguing.
Mike: We all know what to do here.
"You shouldn't have pushed it!" Slash said.
"Me? You were the one who said 'Let's go look around'!" Hack said.
"Well you pushed it!"
"So what?"
"Everything!"
"Wait. We ahould stop this person before Mainframe is doomed."
"Doomed? I do not like that word!"
"Forget it."
The two sped off towards the viral binomes arguing all the way.
Bob: Why are they
going towards the virals? Have they not been converted enough? Or
do they want to be the unlikely hero?
Servo: Because they're basic, Bob.
Bob: Oh right.
The first target of the evil binomes was the Diner, which was quickly diminshed,
Crow: Again.
except for one little part, which Cecil was hanging from.
Bob: That's a little weird to picture. I don't think it follows physics.
"Zis is not good for business!" he cried.
All: Duh!
Crow: I don't like the French. Jerks.
Servo: Hey, I like their... um... wine?
Mike: Robots don't drink wine.
The viral binomes split into groups, taking over a little at a time.
Bob: ...giving the other binomes to ambush them and restore peace.
Meanwhile the scientist and his assistant sped towards Taskbar Towers, hoping to save the binomes there.
Crow: Good luck.
"Hurry Professor! There are the virals!" his assistant said.
Servo: Shouldn't
the assistant have an accent too?
Mike: He might; maybe the writer didn't want to write it.
Servo: That makes me really happy. Seriously.
The two hurried inside, unnoticed by the other binomes.
Bob: If a binome goes in to a big business place with a gun, wouldn't they be seen by at least one of the binomes in there?
"Here zey come!" the Professor said.
Crow: Okay, so now we see the bloody, gory, and disgusting battle scene.
Yeah it was short.
Crow: Or not.
But good!
Bob: Sure.
Next up:
Servo: There's more?
4.1.2: Under Viral Rule.
Crow: I can
predict what happens! Uh... the Professor guy loses and Mainframe
becomes viral, Meggy comes back, um... that's all Crow the Medium
can predict.
Servo: More like Crow the Small to me.
Bob: Let's just leave.
Bots: We're with that.
Mike: Well, that wasn't that bad.
Servo: No! I think I enjoyed it.
Bob: I'm sure the next part won't be bad either.
Crow: Uh-oh, the Big Blue Butthead's calling.
(Megabyte's face pops up on the Hexfield)
Megabyte: Hello. I happened to overhear you talking about how good it was.
Crow: Well, it was.
Megabyte: Ah, well that's where we come in. Ms. Forrester? How bad is the next part?
(offscreen) Pearl: Um... it says heavy revision took place. Is that good?
Megabyte: For us, yes. Ahem. So, I hope you enjoy the WORST part of this fic series.
(Hexfield goes blank)
Servo: How many parts are there anyway?
Crow: I don't know.
Bob: Hey, I know! We can contact A_E & DOS & Matt! They can find out for us!
(Bob goes to a control panel. A_E pops up on a screen somewhere)
A_E: Yes?
Mike: Hello! We just needed to know, how many parts are there to the Season 4 fics?
A_E: Uh... lemme connect to the Internet... okay... um, where they go? Oh yeah. OK, there are-
(Sirens go off)
Mike: We've got movie siiiiiiign!
(Panic and choas ensue. A_E tries to be heard.)
A_E: Mike? Bob? Hello? Oh well. Must have disconnected. (He leaves the screen)