Albert Einome
A Mainframe Goodbye

A long long time ago
I can still remember how that Guardian used to make me smile
But then the web portal opened
The web creatures got shot down
And then they were gettin' toasted, for a while.

All the web creatures made me shiver
With every shot that I delivered
Bob was fighting Meggy
Mouse was all but ready

But then old Hexadecimal attacked
Dot tried to help, but she was ransacked
And then Bob was shot off, please come back
The day that Bob went bye.

So
Bye bye Mr. Blue Guardian Guy
Well ol' Meggy pushed your toosh
Into the big portal sky
Now you're lost in the Web and you may never survive
And I really hope that you don't die
And I really hope you don't die.

Now you're gone, I'm the main Guardian here
And I don't even show a tear
I'm saaaaad though.
I'm having trouble in the Games
Met a guy, I think "groovy"'s his name
And then I saw a raccoon, he's not slow

A firewall went up later,
And it trapped Meggy in G-Prime sector
Now they're trapped for us to hurt,
Yeah they touch the wall and they get burnt!

But then there was a Game I couldn't win
I lost to Zaytan, my eye's a has-been
But I changed my icon to a game-sprite zen
The day I lost a Game

I started singin'
My-my trapped in a Game in the sky
Well I may be trapped, but I may win hope'ly sometime
The User will be kicked in the big ASCII (say Ask-ki)
I really will not leave Bob to die,
I won't leave that good ol' Bob to die.

Now we're Game-hopping from here to there
We met some sprites now a Game they can bear
We helped some others yea.
I became Matrix, got hit on the head
With a golf ball, boy was my face red
And also, I got a really cool gun

In a system then we found Gavin
I went to help him
We broke his crew out of the jail
But the sirens, oh did they wail!
And I found that guy that was named Turbo
He told me stuff I had to know
That I was one-one and not one-oh
The day we could get Bob

And we were singing
Hi-hi Mr. Gavin pirate guy,
Now we can save Bob from the scary Web sky. 
We get the Saucy Mare and then we fly so high,
Hopefully that good ol' Bob won't die
Hopefully Bob won't die

We took a guy that was named Ray
But he always seemed to get in my way
Then we reached the Edge of Beyond
So a Tear did so appear in front of us, 
We put up shields made of a web creature's carcuss
Then we stabilized the Tear into a Portal 

AndrAIa got bit by a little thing,
But now it's got part of her code thing,
We got caught in a data storm
It wasn't one of the norm!
So we looked around the web some more,
Got attacked by some Web Riders, we were gone for sure,
They fired at us, I didn't even grr
The day we got lost in the Web

We started singing
Why why can we not find Bob why?
Now we're being attacked by a big modem-talking guy
We might be the ones that don't survive
And maybe we'll be the ones that die,
And maybe we will die.

But then someone appeared to save us
He went downstairs, called the Web Riders off
He started to heal AndrAIa
But just then AndrAIa woke up
She recognized Bob through the Web suit's make-up
It was true, yes, Bob was back!

So we headed back to Mainframe but
It was torn apart like a rut
I went to fight Meggy,
We fought until I felly,
And Meggy got to a Portal, but on a bet 
Mouse turned it to the Web, not the Net
And our system got a makeover, the best yet!
The day that Meggy went bye

And we were singing

Bye-bye, Mr. Big Viral Guy
Now ol' Mouse changed your Portal, 
So now you go bye.
Now that you're in the web you probably won't survive
And we hope that you will really die.

***
This was a parody of Don McLean's American Pie. I am not trying to sell you anything
through Mr. McLean. Bob, Dot, Hex, Megabyte, and everyone else in this song are 
properties of the good guys at Mainframe. I'm also not selling anything through them.
This is non-profit, and for those Reboot loving freaks out there. I'm one of them :)