Albert Einome
Matrix And AndrAIa

In a small purple Game cube, Enzo was there to fight
He became a ninja yeah, but it didn't go right
He had his eye slashed (ow) and then he did go
Then we zoomed to Dot crying there
And then came the "NOOOOO!"

But the next episode, 
We see they're all right
But they look a little bit different 
They're taller and Enzo has sight
He also has a gun now, and has another name
AndrAIa's all grown up too
So now I must claim...

Now you call them Matrix and AndrAIa
Such a mean green guy
(echo)
Such a mean mean guy
So please call them Matrix and AndrAIa 
They're all grown up now,
(echo)
Enzo's gone for now 

Matrix is very unhappy, he wants to find Bob
AndrAIa looking very pretty yeah, Frisket's a slob
But they help many others, and they show them the way
Matrix also has a big big Gun that can really slay

So they're looking for Bob
By travelling with the cubes
We know their adventures, we watch it on the tube
And still they look around everywhere they can
Searching through every single system
For that big blue man...

So that's it for Matrix and AndrAIa
Searching hard for Bob
(echo)
Searching long for Bob 
They may not find him, that Matrix and AndrAIa
Hope they find him soon,
(echo)
This is a good cartoon!

But then they find a
Passage to the web
And so they take off on a mission they will dread
Then AndrAIa gets bitten
And it all get so sad
But wait for what happens next
It is just so gosh darn bad!
 

They get attacked by riders
And a battle begins
It's really crazy and exciting too
But then well, in the end
Everyone is fighting
It is all hap'ning so slow
If you want to know what happens next,
Just watch the show!

(guitar solo)

***
This was a parody of The Eagles' "Hotel California", which is really good. I am not
affilated with The Eagles, or with Mainframe Inc., which (if you didn't already know)
makes Reboot. So, this is my own thing, respect it.