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(Once again, there is nothing, nada, zip for an opening. They is just a bunch of dead air)
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(Suddenly, Mike the TV pops up)
Mike the TV: If you like what you just saw, then you... YES YOU should call this number (99-00-88) and buy DEAD AIR! Yes, that's right, for only 5 units you can have DEAD AIR! Living air is alive, and happy. But dead air will just shut everything up! No one will be able to talk! All light will be demolished! Use it at parties!
Harry: So, then I say...
Barry: HEY! I'VE GOT SOME DEAD AIR!
Harry: What?
(Barry opens the can of DEAD AIR up. Instantly, everything goes inky black and no one can talk)
Mike the TV: See what fun it is? And.. if you call now-
(We zoom out from the picture to see it's a TV and Crow is watching it)
Crow: Aaaaaa....
Mike: Crow? Oh hi Crow. Hey, Crow, don't sit so close to the TV. You'll burn your eyes out.
Crow: Aaaaa.....
Mike: Crow? Buddy? (he pats Crow on the back. Crow's eyes fall out) AAAAAAAAA!
Servo: Ha ha ha ha! I fooled you! (Servo is wearing a Crow puppet on his head, which is the one Mike patted)
Mike: Oh... how funny... (grumble)
(Suddenly, Crow's eyeballs light up)
Mike: Huh?
Servo: Hey, I didn't do that.
(Suddenly Megabyte's voice comes from the eyeballs)
Servo and Mike: AAAAAAA!!!!
Megabyte: Oh, shut up. Look, from our standpoint the Hexfield is broken, so we're using a "Mission Impossible" kind of thing to tell you what's happening next.
Mike: Uh, sure.
Megabyte: Okay then.. (he clears his throat) Your mission, if you choose to accept it, and you must accept it, is to watch the un-revised version of A_Einome's Season 4 fics. Is that clear?
Servo: Yes, sir. Um, boss.
Megabyte: Okay. Now step back, and these eyeballs will discreetly explode. Bye now!
(The eyeballs, well, explode)
Mike: Well, then.
(The real Crow and Bob enter)
Crow: Hi Mike!
Mike: Hi Crow.
Bob: I heard an explosion, so I told Crow and we came down here. What was it?
Mike: Nothing.
Servo: Yep.
Bob: Oh kay then.... whatever.
Mike: Anyway, I'm sure Megabyte will tell us our fic in no time.
Servo: Yep.
Crow: I'm tired.
Bob: I'm going to go to *yawn* sleep.
(But, before Bob can e-
Bob: I know, lights, sirens, into theater, yadda yadda yadda. Let's just go.
(Oh, fine. Ruin it for me)