Rebot- What YOU Hate Best

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Episode one of the new show:
Rebot

(A bunch of Oscar movie music plays)
Mike the TV: Welcome to... Rebot! Dun dun dun!
(Cut very suddenly to Bob and Dot)
Dot: I thought this was called Reboot!
Bob: No, see, then everyone would think the author worked for Mainframe Ent. We were going to call it RebOot, but that looked weird.
Dot: Whatever.
(Cut very suddenly back to Mike)
Mike: Today on... Rebot! Dun dun dun!
(Collage of scenes with Mike narrating)
Mike: (voice-over) Bob and Enzo get it on. Matrix falls off his zipboard! And the Principle Office is flooded. That's today on... Rebot! Dun dun dun!

The First Part

(It's a nice summer second. Bob, Dot, Matrix, Enzo, AndrAIa, and Hex are having a picnic)
Hex: Wow! What a nice second! I have baked yummy biscuits, yes?
Enzo: Yeah. They sure are good!
BUT, LITTLE DOES ENZO OR ANYONE KNOW THAT A MYSTERIOUS PERSON INSERTED A MYSTERIOUS INGREDIENT INTO HEX'S BISCUITS THAT MAKES THE EATER TURN AGAINST HIS OR HER ALLYS! READ ON!
(Enzo starts making a face, then twists and turns and hits his head onto Gun a lot)
Matrix: Stop that! You'll damage her!
(Enzo gets up and stares evilily at Bob)
Enzo: Let's get it on...
Bob: Okay. (Bob zaps Enzo and Enzo faints)
Phong: (who just happens to be here now) Children! Stop eating! The biscuits have an ingredient that makes you turn against your allys!
(At that moment everyone had eaten a biscuit. They stare at Phong, evilily)
Phong: Oh dear...

The End (for now)

Someone: And now... Mouse!
Mouse: Hi Sugah!
Someone: Thanks, Mouse!
Mouse: But ah'm not done yet!
Someone: So sorry. Bye!
Mouse: WAIT!

The Second Part

Phong: Mike! You are my last hope! Everyone has turned against me!
Mike: Tell me about it.
Phong: STOP THEM!
Mike: Okay! (He gets out a really big gun) what do you think? Does it make me look too butch?
Phong: I don't care, just stop them for User's sake!
Mike: Gotcha. (He fires the gun at Bob and Co. Collage of scenes of Bob and Co. file-locked in place. Bob was running, Dot was running, AndrAIa was running, Frisket was running with Enzo in tow, and Matrix was on a zipboard on auto-pilot, so he's now falling off his zipboard)
Phong: Thank you Mike.
Mike: Now do I get to be COMMAND.COM?
Phong: No.
Mike: Poo! (He file-locks Phong) There! Peace and quiet! Now to watch... um... myself! (He struggles, ending up file-locking himself. Cut to Hex)
Hex: Well, I didn't eat one! Now to finish my null sculpture! (She tosses nulls onto a big, squeaking, pile of nulls)

The End

And now it's time for Science With Bob!

Bob: For today's experiment, you'll need a bowling ball, a chainsaw, an autographed picture of Tom Cruise, all the Star Wars mer-

WE INTERRUPT THIS PORGRAM BECAUSE IT WAS STUPID. THANK YOU.

Ray: Mate, go to the Outback Steakhouse. They serve the best-
Director: No, this is the other commercial.
Ray: Oh. Oy! I'm the crocodile hunter! Man! I remember that time 'en 'e got both my ears! Never found 'im tho'. Ah well. Watch me on the Discovery Channel! OY!

Mr. Leaky
Or: The Third Part

(The biscuits have worn off, and Hex put everyone out of file-lock)
Bob: Hey, thanks for setting us free.
Hex: You're welcome.
Dot: But why did go mad and want to attack Phong?
All: Hmmm...
JUST THEN, UNBEKNOWNST TO OUR HEROES, THE MYSTERIOUS PERSON BREAKS A MYSTERIOUS WATER MAIN IN THE NOT-SO MYSTERIOUS PRINCIPLE OFFICE! WOW! I'M OUT OF BREATH!
Matrix: You know, I think a mysterious person is trying to destroy me. And you. And everyone.
All: Hmmm...
Phong: Quick! The Principle Office has flooded!
(Everyone blinks at him, then goes back to talking)
Phong: Help me you Basic sprites!
Bob: Vid a plumber. Bye. (They all leave, except for Enzo)
Enzo: I can help!
Bob: No you can't.
Enzo: Yes I can! What do yo- (Bob knocks him out)
(Later. A plumber is fixing the main, while Phong attemps to roll through foot-high water)
Plumber: (who sounds like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons) Well, it looks like it was- erm -untightened on purpose. It seems someone wanted to... FLOOD this- whatisit -Principle Office.
Phong: Thank you. Now, how do I get rid of the flood?
(We now see almost every single binome, even Feathers, carrying a bucket of water and dumping into the Energy Sea)
Phong: That went well.
Plumber: Hmm.. yes it did. My bill, good man.
Phong: 5,000 UNITS? ARE YOU RANDOM?
Plumber: Possibly...

The End

Mike: So ends our tale of... Rebot! Dun dun dun!
Dot: Bob, was that even remotely funny?
Bob: Yep. Mr. Leaky, ha!
Dot: Oh User.
(An evil cackle that has to be Megabyte's sounds as we fade to...)

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