Episode two of the new show:
Rebot
Mike: Hi ya peoples!
Welcome to the second episode of Rebot. I hope you enjoy our
thing today, because Mouse will be starring in it!
Mouse: That's right, sugah!
NOTE: AFTER BEING KICKED OUT OF THE LAST EPISODE SO RUDELY, WE
ALL TOOK PITY AND BROUGHT HER BACK. SO, ENJOY.
Mouse: That's also right.
Mike: So anyway, today we'll be doing some stuff with Mouse.
Today! A new system is discovered! Enzo goes to the dentist! And
Dot's goes down. Way down. That's today on Rebot.
Mouse: So, git some popcorn and a geetar, and sit back and relax
while you watch...
Mike & Mouse: REBOT!
A Home Away From Home
(Mouse is
just waiting for a gas binome to fill up Ship's tank)
Mouse: Ah, fer cryin' out loud, hurry up! Mah meter's runnin'.
Gas Binome: (stares at her... well you know) Indeed...
Mouse: Ah don't need that! Just fill 'er up!
Gas Binome: Right... uh... sorry!
Mouse: *sigh* You done yet?
Gas Binome: Yep. Gas, windshield, spark plugs, oil, the works.
Mouse: Good. Thanks!
Gas Binome: Bye!
(She flys off)
Gas Binome: Hey wait! You forgot to pay! Ah well...
(Later, Mouse is flying far out from Mainframe, even farther than
anyone went in Gigabyte)
Mouse: Hmm... it should be around here somewhere...
(Something on the control panel beeps)
Mouse: There it is! Now tah land on it.
(We now cut to a back view of Ship, where we see Mouse is coming
up quickly on a small island)
Mouse: Down thrusters, engine blockage, open hatch.
(Mouse gets out onto the island. It isn't very big; it's smaller
than a sector in Mainframe, and only 3 levels tall. It's
circular, and floats above the Sea, but just barely. In the
middle is a 3-level high Principle Office, and around it are
4-mini sectors. We'll get into more detail later)
Mouse: Welp, here I am. Now what?
Some Binome: HALT! IN THE NAME OF SYSTEM EPSON!
Mouse: Huh?
The End
Mike: So, did
it look good?
Mouse: Oh yeah.
Some Binome: Do I get more lines?
Mike: Yeah, don't worry.
Some Binome: Good. And make so I don't yell. It hurts my throat.
Mouse: What throat?
Some Binome: Um... good question.
Mike: Well, anyway, as you can see, Mouse stumbles upon a new
system. Stories later will unfold from it! Don't worry! We mean
it!
Mouse: Well good.
Mike: Now, we must be getting back to the story. It'll be cool.
Some Binome: Okay!
The Second Part
(We are in a
waiting room. Enzo is being hyper to Dot and Matrix. You know)
Enzo: Dot, I don't wanna do this it's not even fun now, why am I
doing this, this is so stupid why do I need my teeth checked
*whine whine whine*
Dot: Enzo, this isn't that bad. All they do is look at your
teeth, clean them, then give you a toothbrush.
Enzo: WAAAAAA!
Dot: Oh brother.
Matrix: I wasn't that bad.
Dot: Oh, yes you were!
Matrix: Ah, shoot.
(Gun shoots and hits Matrix's foot)
Matrix: Ow! That hurt! Gun, I would say "Gun! Shoot!"
not just plain "Shoot!"
(Gun shoots an apology, that being one of the few things Gun can
do)
Matrix: Ow! Why can't you ever target an apology?
(The dentist comes out)
Dentist: Okay. Enzo Matrix?
(Gun targets an apology onto the dentist)
Dentist: Um, was that supposed to happen?
Matrix: No. Gun, say you're sorry.
(Gun shoots an apology to the dentist, who is instantly deleted)
Matrix: Gun!
Enzo: Yay! No more dentist! Yay!
Dot: This is not working out for me.
(We now go to Mouse and the small system)
Mouse: Halt? Why?
Some Binome: *studies Mouse's icon* Hmm... good. You're not one
of her minions.
Mouse: Who? Daemon?
Some Binome: Who? No, Theta.
Mouse: And that would be a virus.
Some Binome: Yes ma'am. A Class 1, she has a few Web Creatures,
Classes H & I at her service which infect victims with
Theta's code when they bite.
Mouse: Well, she's pretty good for a Class 1.
Some Binome: You've seen worse?
Mouse: Yeah, we had a Class 2 & 3 in our system.
Some Binome: *shudders* They must have been hard to get rid of.
Mouse: Nah. The Class 3 is now residing in the web, thanks to
yours truely, and the Class 2 has changed her codes. And we have
a Guardian.
Some Binome: You have a Guardian! Wow! Maybe he could stop this
virus!
Mouse: Maybe. But anyway, what's in this system? And how did you
get here?
Some Binome: Those questions will be answered in the Principle
Office. Come on!
(And so, they walk to the Principle Office)
The End
Mike: Nice!
Well done people!
Mouse: Thanks.
KSHSKHS****S(*)*JHjSKJED*(E$5%$#45S(uy_____________________________
(Two really fat people are now on the screen)
Guy 1: Hi! I'm Real E. Fat.
Guy 2: An' I'm Tub O. Lard.
Real: See, our company, ABCBS, is going to take over this space
next episode.
Tub: Yeah, we'll be showing our feature film: "Two Fat Guys
on the Planet Zombie."
Real: So, if you Reboot people think of getting your episode
back...
Tub: Just think of the memorable quote I say in the film: "I
DON'T TINK SO!"
Real: So, have a nice day.
Tub: Bye! It's been real!
Real: What?
Tub: No, not you.
Real: Oh...
This Space Will be Taken Over
(Mouse is
inside the small P.O.)
Some Binome: So, we have 4 sectors. Here is Inkjet, over here is
Theta's Sector, Eta, next is Laser, and finally is No Name.
Mouse: So, how did you get here?
Some Binome: Hey, isn't that a song? How... did.... you... get
here? Well, anyway, our system was in danger of eraser, so we
vacated one of the archipelago's islands to this vacant spot, and
brought enough to make a small system. What we didn't know was
that a virus was in one of the transfers, and that was Theta. So,
where you from?
Mouse: Another system, called Mainframe, about 40 bytes from
here.
Some Binome: We knew there had to be another system, because
sometimes the Voice would announce a Game, but it never landed in
sight.
Mouse: Wow! That's one heck of a story!
Some Binome: Thanks.
Mouse: Well, I've got to be going. I'll come back with help ta
stop that virus. Okay, sugah?
Some Binome: Okay! Bye!
(Meanwhile, in Mainframe, Dot's Diner is now a big hole in the
ground)
Dot: Cecil? How could this happen?
Cecil: Zat iz a very good question, madam. Vell, it started with
ze young Enzo getting too close to ze Exploding Gumballs.
Dot: Oh boy.
Cecil: Zen ze older Enzo accidentaly shot ze younger Enzo's hat
off, and zen ze older Enzo "accidently" shot ze
Exploding Gumballs, and zen KABOOM!
Dot: Thanks, Cecil. ENZO!
Enzo & Matrix: We're sorry.
Matrix: Oh, and Gun already apologized, right Gun?
(Gun floats up in the air and nods)
Matrix: Good.
(Just then Mouse runs up)
Mouse: Hey y'all! You'll never guess what ah found!
The End
Mike: Well,
there you have it. Episode 2 of Rebot.
Mouse: What was that thing tho'?
Mike: What thing?
Mouse: You know, the
KSHSKHS****S(*)*JHjSKJED*(E$5%$#45S(uy_____________________________.
Mike: I... don't know. oh well. See you next time on Rebot!
(Offstage somewhere)
Real: But we're on next episode!
Tub: Shush! They don't know that!
CREDITS
Reboot and characters belong to Mainframe Ent. Rebot belongs to me. Story copyright 2000 A_Einome. Tub O. Lard and Real E. Fat are mine. So is "Two Fat Guys on the Planet Zombie." I am being serious about that, you know. Anyway, Theta, System Epson, and all residents of System Epson are mine. The idea is mine too. Thanks to Lauria and D^Knight for the Viral Classes list and Web Creature Classes list, respectively. Now get some popborn and wait for the movie! ^_^