Episode four of the new show:
Rebot

Mike: It's Part 4 of Rebot!
Bob: Yippee!
(Cut to a jail)
Tub: Oh poo.
NOTE: AFTER PULLING THAT STUPID STUNT, TUB O. LARD, REAL E. FAT AND THE ENTIRE CREW OF ABCBS HAVE BEEN PUT IN JAIL. YAY.
Real: We hate you.
THAT'S TOO BAD.
Tub: Hey!
ANYWAY, BACK TO THE STORY.
Real: Help!
(Cut back to Mike)
Mike: Well, that's dandy.
Bob: Hmmm..
Mike: What Bob?
Bob: What Mike?
Mike: Huh?
Bob: Who?
Dot: Mike, just say what's happening today.
Mike: Oh! Right. Today on Rebot! (news music comes on for no apparent reason) Dot falls in love with Phong! Phong goes to kill himself! Theta is a very bad virus! And System Epson gets an unexpected upgrade... that's today on... REBOT!!!! WOW! I LOVE CAPS!
Dot: Mike...
Mike: Sorry. Heh!

Theta Owns Eta
or
Dot Goes Completely Random and Decides to Marry Phong Instead of Bob Which is a Very Stupid Decision, but What Would You Expect, She's Infected
(It would be a good idea to go with the first title)

(We are in a large building that looks like a Greek building; i.e. The Parthenon)
Theta: Oh, what a wonderful day to be... me....
(An alarm clock goes off somewhere)
Theta: Is it that time already? Good! Time for my minions to bring information because I am lazy.
Viral Binome: (runs in) Hello, my queen.
Theta: Cut the royalities and get to the point, or you'll be deleted.
Viral Binome: Right. Scouts have found a large system 40 bytes from here!
Theta: Oh really! The I guess it's..
(Alarm clock goes off again)
Theta: ...TIME TO MAKE CHAOS! HA HA!
Viral Binome: Good! You're right on time.
Theta: Now which way is the system?
Viral Binome: That way. (points)
Theta: Okay. (flys off through a pillar)
Viral Binome: Man! We had just rebuilt that!
(Now to Mainframe)
Dot: Wow. Are you sure, Mouse?
Mouse: Positive.
Bob: I've got to go see that system!
Phong: Truly. Well, I must be getting back to the Principle Office. Goodbye. (Phong leaves out the back door. Suddenly, Phong busts the front doors to the diner down)
Phong: Hello, Bob, Mouse, and Dot. Have you seen myself?
Bob: Phong, are you okay?
Phong: Dot! Do you have feeling for me? MMM?
Dot: Um, no.
Phong: YOU WILL! YOU WILL WANT TO MARRY ME! Now, I'm afraid I must go kill myself. Where did I go?
Mouse: Well, yah went out the back, but ah-
Phong: Many thanks, Mouse. (Phong takes a gun from his drawer) Goodbye, my children. (He rolls off)
Dot: Uh...
Bob: Yeah. Well, I've got to be going. Bye, Dot!
Mouse: Me too. Bah!
Dot: Bye guys! (Bob and Mouse leave) Now what is Phong talking about? Me? Marry him? Ha!
(High above Mainframe)
Theta: Hmmm.... I must infect someone... ooh! A diner! I'm hungry! Wait, they'd know I'm a virus at first glance. and with a system this big.... I'll just have to infect the workers. Terrabyte! Sick 'im boy!
(A big web creature growls and goes towards the diner)
Theta: Oh joy!
Dot: I mean, it's not like...
Binome: Oh User! What's that?
Dot: Phong must be random, but how did he...
Binome: It's coming this way! OH USER!
Dot: Two places at once? Ha! I must be dreaming. That's-
Binomes: AAAAA!
Dot: Oh! It must have been a backup copy of Phong!
Cecil: Um, ma'am...
Dot: Cecil, can't you see I'm bus-
(The web creature collides with a window and heads straight for Dot, while everyone else escapes)
Dot: AAAAA!
Terrabyte: GROWL!
(Terrabyte begins to infect Dot, but he notices energy shakes and eats them up)
Dot: oh, User what has.... MY QUEEN! Where are you Theta? I must.... (faints)
(Terrabyte is very dumb and thinks Dot has been totally infected. He goes back to Theta, with food)
Theta: How about a picnic, Terry?
Terrabyte: Growl!
(They go off, uh... well considering neither of them have hands, uh, well they just go off)
Dot: PHONG.... MUST MARRY... Okay, where is Phong? He has a strange... attraction.... But why? Might as well go find him.

The End

Dot: I can't be in this. I just can't.
Mike: Why not?
Dot: I JUST CAN'T! The thought of marrying Phong... ewww.....
Mike: So we're going to have put a stunt double in?
Dot: Yes.
Bob: Well, that's great. Now where are we going to find a last minute stunt double?
Theta: I can be it!
Bob: You're a virus!
Theta: Just in the story!
Mike: You're hired.
Bob: WHAT?
Mike: Now, we're going to have to call you something... let's combine Dot and Theta!
Theta: Data!
Mike: Used.
Theta: Thot, then.
Mike: Okay! So when you're a virus, you're Theta, and when you're playing Dot, you'll be called Thot.
Theta: Sounds good to me.
Bob: Mike! She's! Virus! I! D'oh!
Theta: And now, back to Rebot.

Theta and Thot
or
Just the Two of Us

Theta: Ah, my minions serve me well. And I'm happy. But wait! (cool sfx here) One of my minions is... not... total.... huh. Well, as long as it's infected. Now where'd that remote go. (crunching heard, followed by Theta blasting an offstage web-creature)
Theta: You idiot! *sigh* Sometimes I hate my life...
(The Principle Office)
Thot: Where is phong? I don't know why he's so attractive but THETA MY QUEEN I MUST INFECT PHONG AND I just don't know, why, but I KNOW I HAVE TO FIND HIM, TO INFECT!
Phong (The one from the present, not the future): Hmm... now where did that file go? I know it's...
Thot: Phong?
Phong: Yes, my child?
Thot: Will you marry me?
Phong: WHAT? You must be kidding.
Thot: No, marry me! Give up your life! And I'm COMMAND.COM so you have to. Come now.
Phong: No, I am-
Thot: NOW OR THETA WILL I will not be happy.
Phong: Child, did you say Theta? ARG! I will not marry a virus! I must kill myself so I could never have met with you and gotten into this mess! (he rolls quickly up to a wall) Armenius Dotal! (the wall opens up. He goes in. A big zap is heard. Wall closes. The future Phong rolls in through a door)
Phong: Oh no! You're still there! And I just left! Oh well. I couldn't catch me. I know you're infected. So here's what the gun was really for: Disinfecting you.
Thot: OUR QUEEN! WE MUST GO TO OUR QUEEN!
Phong: I'd better do this quickly, you've gone schizophrenic! *ZAAAPPPPPP!!!!*
(To Epson!)
Binome: Well, it will arrive any second.
Binome: Finally what we have been waiting for! A whole system upgrade!
Binomes: Hooray! Hoorah! Hooray! Hoorah!
(We pan back from this view to see Theta looking at it through a Vidwindow)
Theta: Oh shoot. A full system upgrade. I hate those! Now I'm going to have to find a spot far away from this system, or I'll be erased! Come, minions, it's time to cut & paste.
DUN DUN DUN!

The End

Theta: Am I good at this split personality thing?
Mike: Well, no one can see you.
Theta: Oh goody!
Phong: So what is happening next?
Mike: Can't tell, you'll just have to see! WHEEEEEE! (he runs off)
Phong: Um, okay.

(royal music plays)
AND NOW, THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.

Queen Mum: Cheerio!

THIS HAS BEEN THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
THANK YOU.

Theta Escapes from the Upgrade
or
See Theta Run. Run Theta Run.

Dot: Ohhhhhhh.... what happened?
Phong: I knew it! You wanted to marry me because you were half viral! Now I shall have to drag you into a large arena and have you fight lions!
Dot: What?
Phong: Um, did I say that?
(Back to Epson)
Theta: Come ON! You are so slow! Detach this sector! Hurry up!
Binome: My queen, we can't detach it. We have to carry everything away.
Theta: Well do that then!
Binome: Okay.
(Many binomes start carrying the large Greekish things towards a patch of land a little bit away)
Theta: Any nano now the upgrade should arrive. Let's see if I get a ruling tool!
System Voice: ATTENTION. INCOMING UPGRADE.
CPU Guy: Okay, everybody be ready! Come on move move move!
(Running is what we see. Just binomes running. Running running running)
Binome: Incoming!
WHAM!
Binome: Cool! The upgrade! *knocks it* Hey! It sounds hollow!
(They open it up)
Binome: What in the Net? It is hollow!
Binome: Something must have gone wrong....
(Meanwhile, in the Userworld)
User: Shoot! I downloaded it wrong! All I have is a blank file! I'll have to try this again. Stupid computer! ARG!
(Epson)
System Voice: ATTENTION. INCOMING UPGRADE.
Binome: This had better be the real thing.
Binome: Yeah, I want our system to be upgraded!
Binome: Say, what happens in a full system upgrade?
Binome: I dunno. Let's see.
(Instead of a little hole opening up and a container falling, the sky above the system opens. The entrie sky above the system. What follows is kind of like what happened when Mainframe got restored and all. You know, a new Principle Office coming down from the sky, then the sectors coming down, etc. etc.)
Binomes: Wow ooh ahh oo wow.
Binome: Hey! We have a new sector! It's called Cartridge!
Binomes: YAY!
(Back in Mainframe)
Phong: So then I zapped her, and all was fine.
Mouse: Wow, that was nice.
Ray: Weird.
Bob: Strange.
Enzo: ALPHANUMERIC!
Dot: Enzo!
Matrix: What?
Frisket: Arf!
Hex: What a cute dog!
Scuzzy: RRRRRRR....
AndrAIa: How's my hair?
Phong: SHUT UP!
(As if in... um.... something, the entire system went dead silent. No one could talk. And then the sky went dark. And then the SNATCHINGS started....)
(Phong mouths: "What snatchings?"
(You'll see....)

The End

A_Einome: Wow. That sure was a heck of a ride.
Mike: Well, I'm the only one not silent!
A_Einome: I know. It's irony.
Mike: Anyway, that ends the first arc! There is more in the second one! So keep reading, readers!
A_Einome: Whoo hoo.
Mike: Bye!
(A mime binome walks in, and starts talking)
A_Einome: Okay, now THAT'S irony.
Mike: What?
A_Einome: Just show the credits.

CREDITS

Rebot title belongs to moi. Bob, Dot, and friends belong to Mainframe Ent. I don't. So don't go thinking I do, because I KNOW WHERE YOU BUY WATER... Thanks to Kalifla for the idea of Phong going back in time to kill himself. And Dot wanting to marry Phong. But I thought of Epson getting that upgrade. :P Story copyright 2000 A_Einome. Boy, 2001 sure will be a weird year, huh? Theta, System Epson, and all that stuff belongs to me. Blah. The word "Theta" being in every title was my idea too. ^_^ Anyway, that's it. GOODDDDDDDNIGHT EVERYBODY! (Or good morning, afternoon, something like that)

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