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The Titles are Below, I Just Named it That For Fun
This started out on the LiST and made its way here. It's kooky, it's zany, it's downright jahodigat! So read and have fun!
The Skit of Horror (and Other Mixed Emotions {not} That You Wouldn't Care About {It All Actually Depends on Where You Are [ed: Not] and Who You Are[Huh?] In the World} at All)
By A_Einome
Part 1
(It is a sunny {as always} second in Mainframe. Some sprites are having a picnic. How usual and the same as every other epsiode. Nice opening, then a bad thing, at the end it is solved. Oh well)
John Wayneish Binome: Well, this
sure is a great day for a picnic isn't it little lady?
Fargo Binome: Fer sure!
(Okay, I am sick of having beautiful sunny days. It's raining!
Okay! clouds, NOW!)
John Wayneish Binome: Well this is different. I've never seen
anything like it.
Fargo Binome: Fer sure...
(Many binomes run around, in panic)
Binome 1: AAA! The User hath forsaken us!
Binome 2: They're magnets! They'll destroy us! Run!
(To Al's)
Al's Waiter: Hey Al, there's a strange thing falling from the
sky. Wanna make it today's special?
Al: WHAT?
Al's Waiter: Okay, Al. Today's special is that weird thing
falling from the sky. Come and get it while it's here.
(A vidwindow pops up with Mike on it)
Mike: I'm inside a large building full of windows, because there
is a strange substance falling from the sky! What is it? Where
did it come from? Why is it here? Did I leave the stove on? OH
THE HUMANITY! Luckily, the good people at the Principle Office
have scientists working on this to find out what it is! I have
here one of them! What do you have to say?
Scientist: Duh....
Mike: There you have it! Straight from the man himself! Now back
to whatever you were watching!
(Meanwhile....!)
Enzo: As Guardian of this system, I have to say.... I'm puzzled.
What is this Dot?
Dot: I have no idea. Phong? What have your scientists gotten?
Phong: Nothing. They are too afraid of it. it is harmless though!
Just small-
(THUNDER and LIGHTNING make loud and bright noises and lights)
Phong: AAAAA!
(Megabyte's lair!)
Megabyte: What's this? A strange thing that could power a strong
magnetic thing is striking random places, usually the tallest
building. And, just my luck, the tallest building has to be mine!
(Shing!) Wait. (Gnihs!) I can use this with my small magnet to
make a large weapon made of a magnetic thing! Ha ha! Brillant!
Get to work you incompetent fools!
(Meanwhile...!)
Phong: Well, the small oval things are harmless. They are
actually good tasting! But the large zig-zagged things are very
dangerous, and when teamed up with a strong magnetic thing it
could mean doom for anyone.
AndrAIa: Does this mean that Megabyte will build a strong mag-
Phong: Did I say that?
AndrAIa: No, but-
Phong: Good! Now follow me!
What will happen? Will anyone actually buy Al's Special? Will Megabyte spell doom D-O-M for our heroic heros? Will Phong run out of cocoa? Find out in Part 2 you nutty acorns!
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The Skit of Raindrops (They just keep falling on your head, ya know? Jacket, umbrella, they still just {annoyingly [and strangely]} fall on your head! I hate that! :)
By A_Einome
Part 2
(Megabyte's Lair!)
Megabyte: Okay, have you built it yet?
Herr Doktor: Yes, my meind hengrossen!
Megabyte: Good! Prepare for the large electrical thingie to hit
the tall strong magnetic thingie!
Herr Doktor: Throw ze switch!
Frakenbinome: Master, I don't get paid enough for this. I want
more MON-EY!
Herr Doktor: Just do it.
Frakenbinome: Okay. *ZAP*
(Phong's place!)
Phong: Children, these large weapon things are useful in stopping
a strong magnetic thing. Now, you just lift them up- erg... ah ha
ha, excuse me. ERG.... AAA... COME*ON*!
(Al's)
Al's Waiter: Hey Al, buisness is good. We're selling faster than
we usually do. Now serving number 4,892!
Al: WHAT?
Al's Waiter: Here you go. Have a nice day.
(Megabyte's)
Megabyte: Ha! I can see it is striking close to the strong
magnetic thing! Soon I shall have power over the entire Net! Ha!
(Just then, a large lightning bolt strikes the strong magnetic
thingie)
Herr Doktor: It's compiled! It's compiled!
Megabyte: Yes! Score one for me! Rejected in yo' face!
(Userworld)
User: Sigh. I am bored of this Desktop Game. Shooting Lightning
at my screen is not fun. I shall play a real game! Hmm.... let's
play Doom!
(Back inside his computer)
Specks: Phong! Megabyte has activated a strong magnetic thing!
There's no hope for us now! We'll all be doomed!
Phong: Oh dear....
(Megabyte's)
Megabyte: Load it up high! Yes! Aim it at the sky! Get me-
WARNING. INCOMING GAME.
WARNING. INCOMING GAME.
Megabyte: Ah, they'll just panic more now. Yes!
Herr Doktor: Ach! Megabyte?!
Megabyte: What is it you foolish minion?
(The Game lands on Silicon Tor)
Megabyte: Oh bit.
(The electromagnetic weapon causes a run-time error in the Game,
which makes it collapse it spill purple goo all over the Tor)
Herr Doktor: Eww...
Megabyte: Hack! Slash! Clean this up!
Hack: Okay!
Slash: Okay!
Megabyte: Hey! They didn't argue! Wow!
Hack: Hey, that's what I said!
Slash: Well, I just thought the same as you.
Hack: Copier!
Slash: Hey! That's not nice!
Megabyte: *sigh*
(Userworld)
User: No! I downloaded the Desktop Game to the wrong folder and
now my Doom game is deleting itself while "You've got 2
minutes to live" keeps playing, and my speakers won't turn
off! Save me! AAAA!
(PO)
Phong: Well, now all is fine.
AndrAIa: Enzo, Game goo is very displeasing, is it not?
Enzo: You can say that again. Yeech!
(Somewhere)
Mike: In the past uh....
(offstage) Binome: Millisecond.
Mike: ...millisecond, Megabyte built a large electromagnetic
thing, was about to use it gain accesss to the Supercomputer, had
it deleted by a Game, and now he has Game stuff on his Tor. (The
camera moves to show the Tor) Thank you, and goodnight. Oh yeah,
one more thing. LIVE FROM CIT_E, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
THE END