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If Famous Authors Wrote Reboot
Stephen King (a.k.a. Spooky Story Guy)
The User cackled as he brought the knife down on the binome. Energy spurted everwhere, and the binome instantly went off-line. The User shifted his small weary eyes, looking for another victim. Thoughts ran through his head. He laughed at the thought of nullifing countless binomes every time he played.
How can you do this, User?
He found another victim. The binome cowered, defenseless. Without a second thought, he cut straight through it.
We can't believe you, User.
The User stared at what he had came for: The Gauntlet of Purity. He went over and picked it up, sealing the fate of the binomes in the Game.
GAME OVER
We're watching you, User.
USER WINS
We're watching you.
Danielle Steel (a.k.a. Romance Queen)
Dot looked at Bob, her small smile hiding her true feelings for the sprite she loved.
"So Bob, I hear you're... interested in me." She grinned a little more, Bob would certainly agree.
"Well, I suppose you could... say that." He patted the bench.
Dot put her hand upon Bob's. "Oh, don't hide it. Really, are you going to ask it?"
"Oh yes, but first..." He held Dot, slowly bringing her foward, "this!"
He brought her lips to his lips, and they embraced in the warm light. Then they brought each other apart.
"Oh Bob... I love you..."
"I know. And Dot..." He got down on his knee, "will you marry me?"
The People Who Write RPGs (a.k.a. D&D geeks)
Bob and Dot turn a corner to meet with Hexadecimal and Megabyte. (roll, roll) The enemy gets the initative. Hexadecimal attacks Dot wtih a (roll, roll) +3 Fireball and (roll, roll) hits for (roll, roll) 5 damage. Megabyte uses the Dark Spell "Call Minions" which brings forth (roll, roll) 3 viral binomes.
Bob uses Glitch to do a (roll, roll) +2 Wide-spread energy beam, which (roll, roll) deletes all of the viral binomes. Dot defends using her large Shield-thingy.
Hexadecimal does the Dark Spell "Attractiveness" to Bob. Luckily, Bob has an "Anti-Love Cloak" on. Megabyte attacks Bob with his claws for (roll, roll) 2 damage.
Bob uses Glitch to do a plain Destructo-beam to the floor below Megabyte and Hexadecimal. It works, and they (roll, roll) fall, due to a bad-scoring Dexterity Check. Dot & Bob each get 100 XP from this encounter.