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(They sit down)
Mike:
I hope this is the last part.
Bob: I hope Crow settles down.
Crow: What did I do?
Bob: I dunno. I like insulting you.
The Professor v. 4.1.3
Servo: (Game show guy) You get the new The Professor v. 4.1.3! Unlike v. 4.1.2, this The Professor can caluculate 5,000 hyperbolic cosines in only 1 second... AND MUCH MORE!
Hmm...
Crow: (Author) How to write this badly.
I'm not sure how much of a revision I had on this...
Mike: Because you're still writing it!
anyway, read on.
Servo: As if we have a choice.
Synopsis: The Game Cube has descended.
Bob: The Professor is deleted.
The Professor tries his new invention which can
Crow: Delete everyone!
change the game's parameters.
Bob: I wish I had that...
The Professor wins the game,
All: Boo!
and all is well,
Crow: All the sprites are gone! That's well?
but wait!
Mike: Okay.
Numerous tears open around G-Prime.
Crow: Infection time!
Pieces come out of them and form
Bob: Daemon!
Servo: If Daemon can break apart herself and reassemble... whoa.
the Tor!
All: The Tor?
The Professor gets the CPUs and refurnished ABCs over there.
Crow: Over where?
They also try to take out the Tor with their guns.
Bob: Good luck. I think it's shielded.
Then the Cloaked Figure gets a hint from Nibbles...
Crow: (Nibbles) If you put down your R,S, and P, you can get a Double word score...
The Professor saw Games as two things
Bob: Bad and very bad.
-a test of mind and skill,
Bob: Uh-huh. Right.
and a deadly nullifying hazard.
Bob: That I believe.
Crow: Me too.
Servo: Me three.
He mostly thought about the first one,
Crow: That's good.
except when times were bad.
Crow: Are they bad now?
No matter what he thought,
Servo: ...which didn't make any sense anyway,
he was in this Game with his new invention.
Crow: Right.
It was a sunny day,
Crow: It's a Sunshine Day!
with hardly a cloud in sight. His assistant tried to tell the Professor he had Glitch, but the Professor took no notice.
Bob: The Professor is very dumb.
He turned on his invention, and looked at the Game's parameters.
Mike: He found they made no sense and he threw his invention away.
The object was to destroy the 3 marked game sprites to win.
Mike: That's simple.
Bob: What's the User have to do?
The Professor also changed the User's difficulty to Hard.
Bob: I really wiah I had that.
Meanwhile his assistant was still trying get the Professor attention.
Crow: Absent-minded fool!
"Vat is it?" The Professor said. Suddenly a bullet barely missed his arm.
Servo: ...because the User hated his accent.
"Well! Reboot!" He Rebooted and he looked about the same, except with a
Crow: Viral infection.
few scars on his face, two grenades on his lower block, and he was holding a machine gun.
Crow: Cool!
"I have Glitch!" his assistant said.
Servo: Will he notice?
"Oh! Thanks!"
Servo: Yes!
the Professor said, finally noticing the assistant.
Crow: ...who, since it took the Professor so long, decided to shoot him.
He then looked at the User, a soldier with a block face, lines for eyes, clenched teeth, and a ponytail.
Servo: Odd...
His 3 marked men were beside him, getting ready to attack.
Mike: So that's what they look like.
The Professor started to think about how to defeat the User when his assistant pushed out of the way of a falling bomb. It just missed him.
Crow: (snickers)
Meanwhile, the 3 men were gaining on the Professor.
Mike: Say Sayonarra!
Binky and Algernon
Crow: Who?
tried shooting their guns at their backs, but they bounced off and right back at them.
Bob: They have bad luck.
"Crimey, Binky! I think we've bought it!"
Crow: Oh, them.
"Again, Sir?" BOOM!
Servo: After looking at the idiots let's move to the smart people!
The 3 guys start to fire at the Professor, but his assistant slaps 3 viral erasers
Crow: What are those?
-the oval shaped things-
Crow: Ah.
on to the sprites. He gives the remote to the Professor,
Servo: (Professor) I can finally watch some TV!
who presses the button, winning the game.
Mike: The object was to change the channel to the News in time.
Another binome is barely saved from a missile.
Bob: Whoa. Remind me not to be that close to death.
GAME OVER. The Game goes up, putting them in front of the Baudway towers, where Dot's Diner used to be.
Crow: What are people
obsessed with blowing up Dot's?
Servo: Because it's the only one people eat at, so by blowing it
up, everyone shall starve.
Crow: Smart, smart.
The Professor returns to the Principle Office. He goes in to find that numerous tears are opening around G-Prime.
Mike: Isn't that dandy?
The tears number 10 or so, and out come pieces of something. They go over to where Silicon Tor used to be, and build up, and up, and up, until...Silicon Tor is rebuilt!
Bob: Yippee!
Inside, the Cloaked Figure rises from the floor in Megabyte's old chair.
Servo: That reminds me of something...
"Now all of Mainframe will have to turn over to the Shadow!"
Bob: Oh no! I must bow down to the Shadow! Oh wait, sun's gone. Shadow's dead.
In the P.O. the Professor is looking at the rebuilt Tor. "Zis is not good!
All: DUH!
Quickly! Get 5 squads in there immediately! We need Mr. Pearson for this!
Crow: Why Mr. Pearson?
Someone Vid Window him.
Crow: No.
Bring up the guns! Be ready to fire at the Tor!"
Bob: If the guns could reach that far, the Tor would be long gone by now.
The squads get in old ABCs, spiffed up a little. They zoom off towards the Tor.
Crow: Going at Mach 18, they can't stop so they crash right through it.
Meanwhile in the Data Dump, Mr. Pearson isn't agreeing with the people at the P.O.
Servo: (Mr. Pearson) Why are yeh tryin' ta make me an important character? Eh?
"I'm not going! I don't want to lose this! No no no!" he said.
Mike: Well, someone's not happy today!
"Please! If you don't evacuate you will lose that
Crow: What?
-and your life!
Servo: And who cares?
And besides, we need some of the stuff you have in your trailer."
Mike: Oh, that's whny he's so important.
the binome said. He listed the things they needed
Servo: Like a period at the end of this sentence.
"Oh fine!" He went in and got all the junk. "I will gooo!"
Crow: That was... odd.
An ABC picked Mr. Pearson up as he said that.
Crow: Oh.
"I can change my mind you know!"
Mike: Not when we're around!
"Come on people! Move move move!"
Bob: There isn't good real estate!
an officer binome said. The squads were marching into the Tor quickly and quietly.
Mike: Regular military manuevers.
They broke down the door, haywired the security system, and captured some "guards"
Crow: "Guards"?
who were really just cardboard cutouts with firing guns.
Bob: Very cheap, I see. Bad funding.
At the P.O. the Professor was ready.
Servo: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBBBLLLE!
"Are both the non-viral guns and regular guns up?" he said.
Mike: No, so we'll die.
"Yes, Sir."
"Then fire!"
The long range guns fired all the way to the Tor and zapped it and damaged it. Inside the Shadow was not happy with what was happening.
Crow: (Shadow) you're blocking my light! I'm fading....
"Grrr. I must do something... Hack! Slash!"
Bob: Since when did he have control of Hack and Slash?
"Is he talking to me?" Hack asked.
Crow: No, it's the voices in your head.
"I think so..." Slash replied.
"Forget it."
All: Yay!
The Shadow pushed a button and the floor slid open under Hack and Slash. They fell into the Energy Sea.
Mike: YEAH!
Crow: I like this Shadow fellow!
Nibbles, who hadn't been destroyed, crawled over to the Shadow.
Bob: Where's that hint?
"That's it!
Mike: Crawling is a hint?
I call all the Nulls to attack the Principle Office!"
Crow: You know, this Shadow
guy may be Meggy's father.
Servo: Why do you say that?
Crow: Well, he has Megabyte's power to infect everyone, but he
also has Hex's power to call Nulls to do stuff.
Servo: Intresting.
Every Null heard him and obeyed. The Nulls zipped along, with no fear of getting hit. They swarmed into the P.O.
Crow: Whoa. That's like that scene in the Megaframe flashback.
"Sir! We're being attacked by Nulls!" a binome said.
All: Duh!
"Nulls? How? Don't tell me ze evil person has control of the Nulls!" the Prof. said.
Crow: (Binome) Okay, I won't.
"Afraid so. They're making their way to us!" the binomes said.
Mike: Aaa. Nulls are
attacking. Run.
Bob: Well, they're very powerful when in groups.
Mike: AAA! Nulls are attacking! RUN!
"Shut all the ze doors!"
"That won't be enough. Sir, have you ever fought Nulls before?"
Bob: Obviously not.
"No..."
The Nulls swarmed over the doors, putting their weight on them.
"Aaaahhh! Vere is it safe?" the Prof. said.
Mike: The toilet!
"Nowhere?"
Bob: I must visit Nowhere sometime, then.
"I must go to my lab! But how? Vait! Glitch! Particle Beam!" The beam shot at the ceiling. He got out his zipboard and flew away.
Crow: Sure, leave the rest of the binomes to be eaten up.
He landed in back of his lab. "Open!" the Prof. said to a door. It opened after studying his voice. "Okay! I know it's here somewhere... ah ha!" He found a long rod. Glitch started to beep. "Hello?"
Crow: How will a long rod
help?
Mike: (Professor) Back! Back!
"Sir! We're down here in the Archives, where it's safe. But we can't stay here forever! Help!" the binome said.
Bob: Yes, the Archives are a very safe place.
"I'm coming!" he went out of his lab and zoomed back. He looked through the hole he had made before. The room was flooded with Nulls.
Servo: That would look
groovy.
Crow: Yes, very psychodelic.
"Okay, now to use my rod!" He waved his invention, used Glitch to add power, and zapped all the Nulls. They scrambled out of the room.
Bob: They'll come back once he leaves.
"Good! Now I need the thing that will make this complete!" He zoomed down to the Archives, and went in.
"Glad to see you! What's that?" a binome said.
"No time! I need a file about Games!"
Crow: Games?
Bob: Games?
Servo: Games!
"Hmm... I think we have one. Let me look." he zoomed off, searching through all the files.
Mike: That will take a whi-
"Here you are!"
Mike: Okay, how could he find it that fast?
"Thank you very much." The Professor combined the rod and the file to make... another rod.
Crow: Wow! Another rod! What will happen next? More rods? Maybe cones! Or cylinders!
"Um... what happened?"
Servo: I combined them to make it longer.
"You shall see! I shall open a vindow for you to zee! Bye!" he zoomed off.
Mike: Vindow- Vidwindow for
short.
Bob: Actually, that is the proper term for it in slang.
Mike: Sure, ruin my fun!
"Wait! Well, okay."
(Everyone laughs)
The Professor zoomed back through the hole, and found a room with Nulls. He opened the window, and readied his rod.
Crow: Say your prayers, former citizens!
He fired at the Nulls, and they turned back into binomes and Game Sprites.
Servo: Whoa.
Bob: I wish we had that!
They all looked around, and all started talking at once. The binomes understood what was happening, but the Game sprites didn't.
Servo: Obviously.
They started doing what their protocol said to do.
Bob: That's not good.
The Professor put all the Game Sprites in statis fields, except for the friendly AIs.
Servo: Oh smart one!
"Zis worked great!" The Professor then told all the sprites about what was happening, and he made the few AIs the tactical committee. They then mapped out a plan.
Mike: (Professor) Now, ze cookies are in here...
The Shadow was fuming with anger. How could the Professor have outsmarted him so many times?
Crow: You're an idiot, maybe?
He was trying to think of what to do. Then it hit him.
Servo: (Shadow) Ow! Watch it!
"I know what to do! I'll go and follow the sprites who the people of Mainframe love.
Crow: That's not nice!
Ha-ha. Then they will all go running after Bob, and Dot, and all the others. I will have them in my trap! Ha ha!"
Servo: I must end every other sentence in Ha ha. Strange huh? Ha ha!
with that he made a giant Vidwindow in front of the Tor.
Crow: (Shadow) I'm leaving now. Goodbye.
"Hello, Mainframe. I am going on a "trip" to your friends. Goodbye! Mwa ha ha!"
Bob: Now he just added a Mwa.
It closed.
"Oh no! Bob and the others are in great danger!" a binome said.
All: Duh!
"Vell, I guess that means I have to go and save them."
Crow: Yay! He'll be out of the story!
"No! Professor, you have to protect Mainframe!"
Servo: No he doesn't! The Shadow's leaving! End bad things!
"Sorry, but I must go help them! Glitch, you know where Bob is, right?" Glitch beeped.
Servo: I hope that means "no".
"Okay, take me there!" Glitch opened a Portal,
Bob: Which he conveniently did without a tear,
and the Professor jumped in with Glitch. It closed, and that was the last they heard of the Professor for a while.
All: YES!
Did he have to leave?
Mike: Yes.
I guess so.
Crow: The author agrees with us!
Well,
Mike: That's it.
I don't know what's next,
Bob: There's more?
but Professor Einome saves them all.
All: Ohhh....
Crow: That stinks! There's more to this, and he saves everyone!
Mike: C'mon guys, let's bust this joint.
Bob: Oh well. I'm sure the next part won't be that bad.
Mike: Maybe we can bring the D&D game in.
Megabyte: (who is standing right there) That won't be necessary.
Crow: How'd you get here?
Megabyte: I'm just a simulation, but the whole screen-to-screen thing was messed up. Observers trying to fix it, but his mind's not working today.
Crow: I can't believe there's more to this! I hate how he'll save everyone!
Megabyte: Well, at least if you get rid of the r in my name you don't get Cow!
Mike: You don't have an r in your name.
Megabyte: Well... um... anyway, the 4th part hasn't even been written yet.
Servo: What? Yes!
Bob: Score one for us!
Megabyte: But, when it is written, I'll be sure to add it.
Crow: Ohhhh....
Megabyte: Well anyway, I hope you enjoy my-
(Pearl appears)
Pearl: That's it! I'm fed up with you!
Megabyte: What? What are you- ow! OW! Stop that!
Crow: Oh.... kay....
Bob: I say that!
Servo: Well, I guess that's it.
Megabyte: No it's not! It's not over! Don't touch that! DON'T TOU-