(We're on the Satellite. Crow is playing chess with Servo, and losing terribly. Bob is fixing something, and Mike is just sitting around, doing nothing.)

Mike: (to Cambot) Hi all. Welcome to the Satellite of Love. There's our friendly Guardian Bob, and there's Tom Servo and Crow.

Bob: Hey.

Servo: Check!

Crow: Dang. Hey that's not check!

Servo: Yes.

Crow: No!

Mike: Um, they're a little involved in a game of chess.

Bob: And I'm looking at this weird button...

Mike: Don't do that! (screen flickers on, revealing Megabyte) Hey, you should listen!

(Widowmaker)

Megabyte: Ah, Michael. Why are you calling me?

(SOL)

Mike: Bob pushed the button. I told him not too!

Bob: And I'm sorry. But I need to work with things!

Servo: Check!

Crow: Dang! Hmm, my knight can go to F5, D'oh!

(Widowmaker)

Megabyte: A game of chess? I love chess! A great test of skill.

(SOL)

Mike: Yep, maybe you should play me sometime.

Bob: That might not be ness-

(Widowmaker)

Megabyte: What a pleasant idea! How about Thursday at 8?

(SOL)

Mike: Okay then!

Bob: You made a deal with Megabyte? I thought he hated you, us, all of us and you...

Mike: I guess not.

Bob: I mean, I've been trying to make a deal with him for cycles!

Mike: Then I'm a better negotiator.

(Widowmaker)

Megabyte: Ah, Ms. Forrester would like to call to your attention the fic for today.

Pearl: Well, um, er...

Megabyte: Go on.

Pearl: Your fic today is, um, er...

Megabyte: (Angry) Ms. Forrester?!

Pearl: MAINFRAME COMES ALIVE!!! Now I'm off! (Runs away)

Megabyte: Get back here! (Follows)

(SOL)

Mike: I'm dumbfounded.

Bob: I'm at loss for words.

Crow: I'm losing.

Servo: I've... won! CHECKMATE!

Crow: What?! NOOOOOOOOOO! (Bursts into flames)

Servo: Oops.

Crow: Oh I'm fine. I used special effects!

Servo: Okay then. 2 out of 3?

Crow: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (Really bursts into flames)

Servo: Uh-oh. I'm going to stay here with Crow, you can go ahead when the movie sign flashes.

Bob: Well that's great. Now what?

(Lights and alarms go off.)

Mike: We've got movie siiiign!

Bob: I had to ask.

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