(Everybody enters and sits down)

Mike: So, Gypsy, you nervous?
Gypsy: No. What do you do in here, anyhow?
Servo: All you do is say something funny, yet good.
Bob: Find a bad part and heckle it.
Gypsy: Well, I hope I understand.
Mike: Just follow us.

Episode one of the new show:

Servo: Toober! The backwards spin-off of Reboot!

Rebot

Mike: Rebot? What's that?
Servo: Maybe it's a robot that was remade.
Gypsy: I'm not sure I get it...

Bob: Watch the speed bump!

(A bunch of Oscar movie music plays)

Gypsy: The Oscars? Oh yay! I hope Anthony Daniels wins one. He was sooo good as C-3PO.
Servo: you really don't get it, do you?
Gypsy: I guess not.

Mike the TV: Welcome to...

Gypsy: Okay... hold on... oh! Welcome to... your worst nightmare!
Bob: Very good!

Rebot!

Mike: Again with the Rebot? What is this Rebot?

Dun dun dun!

Bob: Now, is that dramatic "dun dun dun", or happy "dun dun dun"?
Gypsy: I really don't care.
Mike: Gypsy, I'm beginning to see why you aren't in here often.

(Cut very suddenly to Bob and Dot)

Gypsy: Cut their heads off?
Bob: I wish Crow would come back.

Dot: I thought this was called Reboot!

Mike: Yeah, me too!

Bob: No, see,

Servo: (Bob) The author is very stupid.

then everyone would think the author worked for Mainframe Ent.

Bob: I wouldn't.
Servo: Me neither.
Gypsy: I would.
(Bob facepalms)

We were going to call it RebOot,

Bob: That looks weird.

but that looked weird.

Bob: Ha! See! I'm talking like myself!
Servo: That sounded weird, too.

Dot: Whatever.

Bob: That also sounds a lot like what Dot would say.

(Cut very suddenly back to Mike)

Servo: Snip snip.

Mike: Today on...

Mike: Reboot.

Rebot!

Mike: Reboot! BOOT!

Dun dun dun!

Bob: Again with the dun dun dun!

(Collage of scenes with Mike narrating)

Mike: I wish we could see the scenes.
Gypsy: That's why this is a story, not a video.

Mike: (voice-over) Bob and Enzo get it on.

Bob: (sputters) That does not sound good.
Gypsy: I want to leave.

(Suddenly, Crow goes flying in through the projection room window)

Crow: Aaaaa! (He lands) Ow... say, I never knew we had a projection room.
Mike: Duh. What happened?
Crow: Well, the Mads got all mad because you guys did something... and they used the Brain Guy's powers to throw me in here. Gypsy should be gone any-

(Gypsy is lifted out of her seat and through the projection room window)

Crow: -minute. What'd I miss?
Mike: The introduction.
Crow: Oh. Okay then.

Matrix falls off his zipboard!

Crow: And the author is saying that with glee?
Mike: This is Mike the TV talking.
Crow: Oh.

And the Principle Office is flooded.

Crow: What, are the pipes leak-
Mike: CROW!

That's today on...

Bob: Okay, let's say we make a joke about this, then about the "dun dun dun" we know is coming.
Crow: This has happened before?
Servo: Twice.

Rebot! Dun dun dun!

Bob: That went well.

The First Part

Crow: What an original title! I never would have thought of it!

(It's a nice summer second.

Servo: ...as always.

Bob, Dot, Matrix, Enzo, AndrAIa, and Hex are having a picnic)

Bob: That's... new.
Crow: Well, this author sure knows what is unusual!

Hex: Wow! What a nice second!

Servo: As always!

I have baked yummy biscuits, yes?

Mike: Hex sounded like Phong there.
Servo: Or Yoda.

Enzo: Yeah. They sure are good!

Bob: What? No they aren't. They're either very oddly shaped, or they have something in them.

BUT, LITTLE DOES ENZO OR ANYONE KNOW THAT

Bob: THEY REALLY DON'T TASTE GOOD.
Mike: HEX IS NOT CHANNELING YODA.
Servo: THIS STORY IS VERY SAD.
Crow: I ENJOY CAPITALS.

A MYSTERIOUS PERSON INSERTED A

Crow: MYSTERIOUS... UM... THING.

MYSTERIOUS INGREDIENT INTO HEX'S BISCUITS THAT MAKES THE EATER TURN AGAINST HIS OR HER ALLYS!

Bob: Told ya.
Servo: What are allys?
Mike: He means "allies"
Servo: Ah.

READ ON!

Crow: AS IF WE HAVE A CHOICE!

(Enzo starts making a face,

Servo: He's gonna hurl!

then twists and turns and hits his head onto Gun a lot)

Bob: .6 nanos later, Matrix had whipped out Gun and shot Enzo through the head.

Matrix: Stop that! You'll damage her!

Mike: You think he'd Enzo's be deleted by now.

(Enzo gets up and stares evilily at Bob)

Servo: (Enzo) I destroyed your TEDDY BEAR!
Crow: (Bob) NOOOOOO!

Enzo: Let's get it on...

Bob: Oh User, I can't watch...

Bob: Okay. (Bob zaps Enzo and Enzo faints)

Bob: Hmm... maybe I can.

Phong:

Mike: Where'd Phong come from?

(who just happens to be here now)

Crow: When you start pointing out your own faults in your stories so everyone can see them, and you don't fix them, something's wrong here.

Children! Stop eating!

Bob: (Phong) I have not yet performed the dinner music! Now where is that violin?

The biscuits have an ingredient that makes you turn against your allys!

Servo: Mistake again!

(At that moment everyone had eaten a biscuit.

Crow: Well, oops!

They stare at Phong, evilily)

Mike: (Phong) No... not that... not the SWIRLY!
Bob: Phong getting a swirly?
Mike: Hmm. Good point.

Phong: Oh dear...

The End

Crow: Wow! That was quick! (gets up)

(for now)

Crow: What? Aw man... (sits back down)

Someone: And now... Mouse!

Mike: Followed by Cat! And then Dog! And finally Bird!

Mouse: Hi Sugah!

Crow: (Mouse) Hi salt! Hi peppah!

Someone: Thanks, Mouse!

Servo: Mouse sure didn't get a lot of lines.

Mouse: But ah'm not done yet!

Servo: Yeah! Give her a break.

Someone: So sorry. Bye!
Mouse: WAIT!

Crow: I really wanna beat up that "Someone".

The Second Part

Bob: More original titles! Yay!

Phong: Mike!

Mike: Yes?

You are my last hope!

Mike: Well, I've never had that much responsibility...

Everyone has turned against me!

Mike: Well, if everyone has, then I have too. Can't help you!

Mike: Tell me about it.

Crow: Okay! Um, Bob, Dot, and others were eating biscuits and-
Mike: Crow, shut up.

Phong: STOP THEM!

Servo: IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

Mike: Okay! (He gets out a really big gun)

Bob: Where'd that come from?

what do you think? Does it make me look too butch?

Crow: No, just really really tiny.

Phong: I don't care, just stop them for User's sake!

Servo: I've never seen Phong so... mean!
Crow: Maybe he ate a biscuit.

Mike: Gotcha.

Mike: You're it!

(He fires the gun at Bob and Co.

Bob: Wait, Mike's inside the P.O., yet he can shoot Bob and Co. who are outside.
Mike: The walls must not look very good.
Crow: Why is Mike inside the P.O. anyway?

Collage of scenes of Bob and Co. file-locked in place.

Servo: Say, when is that Matrix falling off of zipboard thing going to come in to play?
Mike: Soon, I hope.

Bob was running, Dot was running, AndrAIa was running, Frisket was running

Crow: Enzo was running, Matrix was running, Hex was running, numerous binomes were running, we were all just running, running, running.

with Enzo in tow, and Matrix was on a zipboard on auto-pilot, so he's now

Servo: Falling off?

falling off his zipboard)

Servo: Yes! What's next?
Mike: Uh... P.O. gets flooded.

Phong: Thank you Mike.
Mike: Now do I get to be COMMAND.COM?

Bob: Why in the Net would Mike ask that?

Phong: No.
Mike: Poo! (He file-locks Phong)

Crow: Mike, you knew you'd never get it anyway unless everyone else was dead.

There! Peace and quiet! Now to watch...

Crow: TV?

um... myself!

Crow: Oh, I get it.

(He struggles, ending up file-locking himself.

Servo: This is going to be a very boring fic.

Cut to Hex)
Hex: Well, I didn't eat one!

Crow: Go Hexadecimal!

Now to finish my null sculpture!

Bob: What? Null sculpture?
Mike: Ew.

(She tosses nulls onto a big, squeaking, pile of nulls)

Crow: Hex may be weird, but she's cool.

The End

Mike: I no longer trust those two words...

And now it's time for Science With Bob!

Mike: See?
Bob: Cool! I get a science show!

Bob: For today's experiment,

Bob: Wait... what are we making?

you'll need a bowling ball, a chainsaw, an autographed picture of Tom Cruise, all the Star Wars mer-

Crow: From the looks of it... nothing.

WE INTERRUPT THIS PORGRAM

Servo: Eh?

BECAUSE IT WAS STUPID.

Bob: But it's me! And science! Stupid ratings!

THANK YOU.

Bob: But no thanks back!

Ray: Mate, go to the Outback Steakhouse.

Crow: Well, now Ray is doing commercials!

They serve the best-

Servo: (Ray) Null steak around.
Bob: Ew...

Director: No, this is the other commercial.

Mike: The one where he dances on one leg while eating spinach?

Ray: Oh. Oy! I'm the crocodile hunter!

(The group glances at each other)

Bob: This is odd.
Crow: Must have been too cheap to hire Steve Irwin.

Man! I remember that time 'en 'e got both my ears!

Servo: (Ray) An' 'en I 'ouldn't 'ay 'a 'irst 'etter of 'i 'ords!

Never found 'im tho'. Ah well. Watch me on the Discovery Channel! OY!

All: CRIKEY!

Mr. Leaky

Mike: CROW!
Crow: It was the story! Not me!
Mike: Oh. Sorry.

Or: The Third Part

(The biscuits have worn off, and Hex put everyone out of file-lock)

Crow: That's my Hex!

Bob: Hey, thanks for setting us free.
Hex: You're welcome.

Mike: More evidence that shows Bob and Hex are close friends.
Bob: We aren't! She likes me a lot, but I'm "just friends".
Crow: (loud whisper) He's in the denial stage.
Bob: Stop that!

Dot: But why did go mad

Mike: Who?
Servo: Some guy named " ".

and want to attack Phong?
All: Hmmm...

Crow: Yes, let's ponder why everyone said hmmm....
All: Hmmm...

JUST THEN, UNBEKNOWNST TO OUR HEROES, THE MYSTERIOUS PERSON BREAKS A MYSTERIOUS WATER MAIN IN THE NOT-SO MYSTERIOUS PRINCIPLE OFFICE!

Servo: There's the plumbing leak.

WOW! I'M OUT OF BREATH!

Crow: I thought you were a windbag!

(Everyone laughs)

Matrix: You know, I think a mysterious person is trying to destroy me. And you. And everyone.

Servo: (Matrix) And I make. Incoherent. State. Ments.

All: Hmmm...
Phong: Quick! The Principle Office has flooded!

Mike: Uh-oh, you'd better get Bob to use Glitch to-
Bob: This is Season 4.
Mike: Ah, right then.

(Everyone blinks at him, then goes back to talking)

Servo: Everyone diss the Phong!

Phong: Help me you Basic sprites!
Bob: Vid a plumber. Bye.

Crow: Maybe those biscuits didn't totally wear off...

(They all leave, except for Enzo)
Enzo: I can help!
Bob: No you can't.

Bob: I'm acting very weird.
Crow: See! He admitted it!
Bob: No! Not me! Me!
Mike: What?
Bob: Forget it.

Enzo: Yes I can! What do yo- (Bob knocks him out)

Servo: Meanie.

(Later. A plumber is fixing the main, while Phong attemps to roll through foot-high water)

Crow: Say, let's picture that.

(They picture it. They laugh)

Mike: Ha! Phong's falling over!
Bob: Oh! Lost his glasses!
Crow: HAA HA HA HA!

Plumber: (who sounds like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons)

Servo: I like that guy. He's cool.

Well, it looks like it was- erm -untightened on purpose. It seems someone wanted to... FLOOD this- whatisit -Principle Office.

Bob: Um... is something wrong?
Mike: I think that's how he talks.

Phong: Thank you. Now, how do I get rid of the flood?
(We now see almost every single binome,

Crow: Drinking up the water.

even Feathers, carrying

Servo: Hey, what's with the big blank space?
Crow: Hmm... good question.
Mike: Cambot, do an X-ray on that last part.
(Sounds of whirring are heard)
Magic Voice: X-ray complete.
Mike: Put it on screen.

even Feathers, carrying

Servo: Feathers?
Bob: That's penguin you see sometimes.
Crow: Oh, that guy!

a bucket of water and dumping into the Energy Sea)

Crow: Wow, that's a lot of binomes.

Phong: That went well.
Plumber: Hmm.. yes it did. My bill, good man.
Phong: 5,000 UNITS?

Bob: I thought money was bits!
Servo: I thought "bit" was bad language.
Crow: I'm confused! Still, that is a lot of money for saying "I can't fix this".

ARE YOU RANDOM?
Plumber: Possibly...

Crow: That would explain it.

The End

Mike: Well, we have gone through everything; I trust this.

Mike: So ends our tale of... Rebot! Dun dun dun!

Mike: Darn it.

Dot: Bob, was that even remotely funny?

Bob: Well, not really.

Bob: Yep. Mr. Leaky, ha!

Bob: Oh dear... I've gone random!
Servo: It was inevitable.

Dot: Oh User.
(An evil cackle that has to be Megabyte's sounds as we fade to...)

All: BLACK?

CREDITS

All: NO!

Reboot and characters belong to Mainframe Ent.

Crow: That's Mainframe Ent. Inc. to you!

Rebot belongs to me.

Mike: Braggart.

Story copyright 2000 A_Einome.

Bob: More bragging

Plumber is mine.

Crow: I own all the plumbers! Bow to me! I have the Golden Plunger!
Mike: You're freaking me out, Crow.

Now fall asleep.

Servo: Robots don't fall asleep.

ZZZZ

Mike: But the author does. Hey... that's it!
Bob: Really? These will be short.
Crow: Yea, let's vamoose!

(Everyone gets up and leaves)

Crow: That isn't too bad.

Servo: It's actually funny!

Mike: Wait... remember what Megabyte said... he said it's good, but then it gets bad.

Bob: So the next part will be terrible?

Mike: Maybe. But probably worse.

Servo: Uh-oh.

(Mads light flashes)

Mike: Answer it! Now!

(Somebody presses the button. Hexfield lights up)

Crow: Hi Mr. M. and Mrs. F!

(Widowmaker)

Pearl: Yea yea, we're still mad about the interference you gave us.

Megabyte: Especially since you took that other robot-

(SOL)

Mike: Gypsy.

(Widowmaker)

Megabyte: Whatever. You took her in, but she was terrible.

Bobo: (who's just walking by) Maybe she didn't like it.

Pearl: Yes, may- WAIT! She didn't like it?

Megabyte: That means...

Pearl: We can rule the world by sending all the people without a sense of humor to watch the bad movies!

Megabyte: They'll hate it! They'll be sick of it!

Observer: (Walking right inbetween them) They'll be ours! (He lifts his brain-in-a-bowl up quickly, sending the brain flying up-) Uh-oh. (And down with a "SPLAT". Observer faints)

Megabyte: Well, that's not good.

(SOL)

Servo: Ha! With the Brain Guy down on the count, you can't send the fic!

(Widowmaker)

Megabyte: Not exactly, Tom.

(SOL)

Servo: Tom? HE KNOWS MY NAME!

Mike: Well, duh.

Servo: Fine. ruin it for me.

(Widowmaker)

Megabyte: We have a fic-sending ray ready as a backup. We're firing it up as we speak.

Bobo: (offscreen) You got that right!

Megabyte: Ta ta!

(Hexfield goes blank)

Servo: Dang. There's always a another option.

(Sirens, lights, you know the drill.)

All: We've got movie siiiiiiign!

(They run into the theater. Gypsy comes in)

Gypsy: Crow? You never did clean up that... hey, where'd they go? I'll have to get them next time. (She goes away)

Click here to enter the theater