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(Everyone enters and sits down)
Mike:
I wonder what will happen.
Crow: Who knows?
Servo: The guy who wrote it!
Crow: Well, yeah... but... uh... d'oh!
Episode two of
the new show:
Rebot
Crow: Are they going to say that every time?
Mike: Hi ya peoples!
Bob: (Mike) Today we have a stupid show!
Welcome to the second episode of Rebot. I hope you enjoy our thing today,
Crow: (Mike) Because if you don't, I'll be forced to kill you.
because Mouse will be starring in it!
Servo: That was unexpected.
Mouse: That's
right, sugah!
NOTE: AFTER BEING KICKED OUT OF THE LAST EPISODE SO RUDELY,
Mike: Oh
yeah.
Crow: That wasn't nice.
WE ALL TOOK PITY AND BROUGHT HER BACK. SO, ENJOY.
Crow: Well, good. Glad to see someone's happy here.
Mouse: That's also right.
Servo: I thought it was left!
Mike: So anyway, today we'll be doing some stuff with Mouse. Today!
Crow: I talk! Weird! Ha!
A new system is discovered!
Mike: Well that's kind of interesting.
Enzo goes to the dentist!
Bob:
Sprites don't have dentists.
Servo: They don't?
Bob: No. Lucky us, huh?
Crow: Not really. Robots don't even have teeth.
Mike: I still have to go to the dentist.
Bob: How? You're stranded on a satellite!
Mike: Crow's my dentist.
Crow: Dr. Crow, DDS!
Bob: Oh boy...
And Dot's goes down. Way down.
Bob: What? What do they mean by down?
That's today on
Rebot.
Mouse: So, git
Servo: ...a better accent.
some popcorn and a geetar,
Mike: A "geetar"? I've never heard that one!
and sit back
and relax while you watch...
Mike & Mouse: REBOT!
Crow: Well you don't have to yell it!
A Home Away From Home
Servo: Not in Mainframe, but in... um...
(Mouse is just waiting for a gas binome to fill up Ship's tank)
Bob:
Wow!
Crow: Eh?
Bob: The author talked about Ship! No one ever
talks about Ship!
Mike: Yeah, that have. Countless times.
Bob: Really?
Servo: I think you were asleep.
Mouse: Ah, fer cryin' out loud, hurry up!
Servo: (Mouse) You git yerself dun or ah'll kick yer ASCII!
Mah meter's runnin'.
Bob: Say, that's familar.
Gas Binome: (stares at her... well you know)
Bob:
VERY familar! (goes into a comatose state)
Crow: Geez, not even my comments do that!
Mike: Crow, go find a bucket of water.
Crow: Can do! (runs off)
Indeed...
Mouse: Ah don't need that! Just fill 'er up!
Crow:
(offstage) Yeah, fill it-
Mike: CROW! Just find the water!
Gas Binome:
Right... uh... sorry!
Mouse: *sigh* You done yet?
Servo: (Gas Binome) No, I've just got to talk about your bitmap.
Gas Binome: Yep. Gas, windshield, spark plugs, oil, the works.
Mike: And all for under 50 bits!
Mouse: Good.
Thanks!
Gas Binome: Bye!
(She flys off)
Servo: Isn't she forgetting something?
Gas Binome: Hey wait! You forgot to pay! Ah well...
Mike:
Shouldn't he jump up and run after her?
Servo: Not the most realistic story, huh?
(Later, Mouse is flying far out from Mainframe, even farther than anyone went in Gigabyte)
Crow:
I'm back!
Mike: Dunk him!
Crow: Really? You're giving me
permission? All right! (throws the bucket of water on Bob's
head)
Bob: What? Who? CROW!
Mike: Yay!
Bob: Help!
Mouse: Hmm...
it should be around here somewhere...
(Something on the control panel beeps)
Servo: (Mouse) Ah, it's nothin'. Jus' the thing that says ah'm gonna crash.
Mouse: There it
is! Now tah land on it.
(We now cut to a back view of Ship, where we see Mouse is coming
up quickly on a small island)
Crow: It's paradise!
Mouse: Down thrusters, engine blockage, open hatch.
Servo:
She must be filling out all the problems of Ship.
Crow: (Mouse) Yes, mah thrusters are
down, mah engine is all blocked up, and mah hatch is always open!
Ah just fly out!
(Mouse gets out onto the island. It isn't very big; it's smaller than a sector in Mainframe,
Bob: That's small.
and only 3 levels tall. It's circular, and floats above the Sea, but just barely.
Servo: Circular... and it floats... it's a big spacecraft!
In the middle is a 3-level high Principle Office, and around it are 4-mini sectors. We'll get into more detail later)
Bob: This
mus be the new system! Wait, there is no other system!
Crow: Really? How do you know?
Bob: I... uh... just do!
Mouse: Welp,
here I am. Now what?
Some Binome: HALT! IN THE NAME OF
Mike:
LOVE!
Bob: THE LAW!
Crow: PINECONES!
Servo: What?
SYSTEM EPSON!
All: WHAT?
Mouse: Huh?
Crow: Exactly!
The End
Bob: NOT!
Mike: So, did
it look good?
Mouse: Oh yeah.
Bob: Mouse would never say "Oh yeah."
Some Binome: Do
I get more lines?
Mike: Yeah, don't worry.
Some Binome: Good. And make so I don't yell. It hurts my throat.
Crow: Get a lozenge!
Mouse: What
throat?
Some Binome: Um... good question.
Servo:
Bob, do binomes have throats?
Bob: No. The stomach is right behind the mouth.
Servo: I need to learn binome anatomy.
Mike: Well, anyway, as you can see, Mouse stumbles upon a new system. Stories later will unfold from it!
Mike:
That should say, "Later stories unfold from it."
Servo: Or, "Stories will later unfold from
it."
Mike: True, true.
Don't worry! We
mean it!
Mouse: Well good.
Mike: Now, we must be getting back to the story. It'll be cool.
Some Binome: Okay!
Crow: That entire last section was very unconvincing.
The Second Part
(We are in a waiting room. Enzo is being hyper to Dot and Matrix. You know)
Crow:
No I DoN't! Me DuMb! BoOgA! BrEeE!!Ąż?
Servo: Crow, you can stop it now.
Crow: OkAy. I mean okay.
Enzo: Dot, I don't wanna do this it's not even fun now, why am I doing this, this is so stupid why do I need my teeth checked *whine whine whine*
Mike:
Enzo's acting really stupid.
Bob: No, it's pretty usual.
Dot: Enzo, this isn't that bad. All they do is look at your teeth, clean them, then give you a toothbrush.
Crow:
What they don't tell you is that they use a big
magnifing glass that frys your teeth, and they get those big car
wash brushes to clean your teeth, and the toothbrush is really a
DRILL!
Mike: Crow, you are too weird.
Crow: Thank you.
Enzo: WAAAAAA!
Dot: Oh brother.
Matrix: I wasn't that bad.
Dot: Oh, yes you were!
Bob: Yeah, Dot, you tell him!
Matrix: Ah,
shoot.
(Gun shoots and hits Matrix's foot)
Crow:... leaving a hole in his big toe.
Matrix: Ow! That hurt! Gun, I would say "Gun! Shoot!" not just plain "Shoot!"
Servo:
Since when did Matrix say "Ow! That hurt!"
Crow: He's never said that.
(Gun shoots an apology, that being one of the few things Gun can do)
Mike: Can't it also spin around in circles, or target?
Matrix: Ow! Why can't you ever target an apology?
Mike: I am right!
(The dentist comes out)
Servo:
(Enzo) NO! THE ACCURSED! (faints)
Mike: Whatever.
Dentist: Okay. Enzo Matrix?
Bob: Which one?
(Gun targets an
apology onto the dentist)
Dentist: Um, was that supposed to happen?
Matrix: No. Gun, say you're sorry.
Crow: Gun shoots dentist. Dentist dies.
(Gun shoots an apology to the dentist, who is instantly deleted)
Crow: Duh.
Matrix: Gun!
Enzo: Yay! No more dentist! Yay!
Mike:
I wish I had a stupid gun. Then I'd never have to go to
a dentist.
Crow: But then your teeth would rot!
Servo: And you'd never go to a doctor, so you'd
get a rare tropical disease and die!
Mike: Okay, forget the stupid gun.
Dot: This is not working out for me.
Bob: Really? That's new.
(We now go to Mouse and the small system)
Crow: Oh right, the guy that said "HALT!"
Mouse: Halt? Why?
Crow: I don't know, that's what the author wrote.
Some Binome: *studies Mouse's icon* Hmm... good. You're not one of her minions.
Bob:
WHAT? Daemon is there? Why the heck would Daemon stay on a little
island, instead of taking over the big Mainframe? I mean, that's
really stupid.
Mike: It's a story. Don't worry so much.
Mouse: Who? Daemon?
Bob:
YES!
Mike: NO!
Some Binome: Who? No, Theta.
Servo:
Theta? Isn't that a letter of the Greek alphabet?
Mike: It's also the name of my old college frat.
Or was that Gypsy's?
Crow: Gypsy went to college?
Servo: Yeah, all robots go to Robot College.
Crow: Oops.
Mouse: And that would be a virus.
Bob: No, that would be a Greek letter.
Some Binome: Yes ma'am. A Class 1, she has a few Web Creatures, Classes H & I at her service which infect victims with Theta's code when they bite.
Servo: Wow! I didn't know that could happen!
Mouse: Well,
she's pretty good for a Class 1.
Some Binome: You've seen worse?
Mouse: Yeah, we had a Class 2 & 3 in our system.
Crow:
Bob, can you explain these "Classes" to me? I never
went to school.
Bob: No, not those kind of classes. A Class 1 is
a chaotic virus with finite energy, and no abilty to infect. That
is Theta. A Class 2 is..
Crow: Faster! I wanna move on.
Bob: Okay. Class 2: Hexadecimal. Chaotic.
Transfinite energy. No infecting. Class 3: Megabyte. Infector.
Finite energy. Ability to infect.
Crow: Thank you. Took you long enough.
Some Binome:
*shudders* They must have been hard to get rid of.
Mouse: Nah. The Class 3 is now residing in the web, thanks to
yours truely,
Crow: Go Mouse!
and the Class 2 has changed her codes. And we have a Guardian.
Bob: Go me!
Some Binome:
You have a Guardian! Wow! Maybe he could stop this virus!
Mouse: Maybe. But anyway, what's in this system? And how did you
get here?
Servo: Yes, let's all hear the tale of how this insignificant system was made.
Some Binome: Those questions will be answered in the Principle Office.
Servo: No, I want to hear it now. As in right now.
Come on!
(And so, they walk to the Principle Office)
Servo: Okay, now we answer the questions.
The End
Servo: HEY!
Mike: Nice!
Well done people!
Mouse: Thanks.
Mike: Finally. The real end.
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Bob: What the-
(Two really fat people are now on the screen)
(Everyone stares at the screen)
Guy 1: Hi! I'm Real E. Fat.
(Everyone laughs)
Guy 2: An' I'm Tub O. Lard.
(More laughing)
Crow:
WA HA HA! Really fat? Tub O' Lard?
Bob: This guy needs some creativity!
Real: See, our company, ABCBS, is going to take over this space next episode.
Servo:
What?
Mike: This is it?
Bob: I doubt it.
Tub: Yeah, we'll be showing our feature film: "Two Fat Guys on the Planet Zombie."
Crow: More creativity!
Real: So, if you Reboot people think of getting your episode back...
Mike: Just say no!
Tub: Just think of the memorable quote I say in the film: "I DON'T TINK SO!"
Servo:
Is that a typo?
Mike: Hard to say.
Real: So, have
a nice day.
Tub: Bye! It's been real!
Real: What?
Bob: Stupid joke!
Tub: No, not
you.
Real: Oh...
Mike: Okay, let's get up-
This Space Will be Taken Over
Bob: We wanna mock the credits!
(Mouse is inside the small P.O.)
Crow: (groans) Oh, that was just the title.
Some Binome: So, we have 4 sectors. Here is Inkjet,
Bob: Bad pun!
over here is Theta's Sector, Eta,
Mike: Which is another Greek letter.
next is Laser, and finally is No Name.
Crow:
No Name? The Sector with No Name.
Bob: Do you notice a theme here?
Crow: Uh, no.
Bob: Epson, Inkjet, Laser, all have to do with
printers.
Servo: Oh...
Mouse: So, how
did you get here?
Some Binome: Hey, isn't that a song? How... did.... you... get
here?
Bob:
Oh my-
Mike: That is-
Crow: BAD! I see what Megabyte was saying... and
then the movie next episode.
Well, anyway, our system was in danger of eraser, so we vacated one of the archipelago's
Crow: That's a cool word.
islands to this vacant spot, and brought enough to make a small system. What we didn't know was that a virus was in one of the transfers, and that was Theta.
Servo: The evil Greek letter seeking revenge!
So, where you
from?
Mouse: Another system, called Mainframe, about 40 bytes from
here.
Some Binome: We knew there had to be another system, because
sometimes the Voice would announce a Game, but it never landed in
sight.
Bob: Duh.
Mouse: Wow! That's one heck of a story!
Crow: This one isn't.
Some Binome:
Thanks.
Mouse: Well, I've got to be going. I'll come back with help ta
stop that virus. Okay, sugah?
Some Binome: Okay! Bye!
Mike: Do we end now?
(Meanwhile, in Mainframe, Dot's Diner is now a big hole in the ground)
Bob: Like in every other episode...
Dot: Cecil? How
could this happen?
Cecil: Zat iz a very good question, madam. Vell, it started with
ze young Enzo getting too close to ze Exploding Gumballs.
Bob: I can see where this is going.
Dot: Oh boy.
Cecil: Zen ze older Enzo accidentaly shot ze younger Enzo's hat
off, and zen ze older Enzo "accidently" shot ze
Exploding Gumballs,
Mike:
That's when Gun apologized, I think.
Crow: Hmm... we can make inferences... maybe it
isn't so bad.
and zen KABOOM!
Dot: Thanks, Cecil. ENZO!
Enzo & Matrix: We're sorry.
Matrix: Oh, and Gun already apologized, right Gun?
(Gun floats up in the air and nods)
Servo:
Darn. I wanted to see Dot lose an-
Bob: DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
Servo: Uh... I wanted to see Dot lose AndrAIa!
Yeah!
Matrix: Good.
(Just then Mouse runs up)
Mouse: Hey y'all! You'll never guess what ah found!
Bob: What, what?
The End
Bob:
You found the end?
Crow: Mouse is the savior again!
Mike: Well, there you have it. Episode 2 of Rebot.
Bob: Now just wait for the credits...
Mouse: What was
that thing tho'?
Mike: What thing?
Mouse: You know, the
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Servo: Really confusing.
Mike: I...
don't know. oh well. See you next time on Rebot!
(Offstage somewhere)
Real: But we're on next episode!
Tub: Shush! They don't know that!
Mike: Why? Everyone will know next episode.
CREDITS
(Cheers erupt)
Reboot and characters belong to Mainframe Ent. Rebot belongs to me. Story copyright 2000 A_Einome.
Bob: Yes, yes yes. End soon.
Tub O. Lard and Real E. Fat are mine. So is "Two Fat Guys on the Planet Zombie." I am being serious about that, you know.
Crow: Darn. I thought it was an elaborate joke.
Anyway, Theta, System Epson, and all residents of System Epson are mine.
Servo: Geez, you own too much!
The idea is mine too. Thanks to Lauria and D^Knight for the Viral Classes list and Web Creature Classes list, respectively.
Mike: All right, let's just leave now.
Now get some popborn and wait for the movie! ^_^
Crow: (on the way out) Popborn? What's that? And are you making faces at me? Aw, I'm just going.
(Mike, Crow, and Bob enter the bridge to find Servo with a big... thing)
Mike: What the-
Servo: It's my web creature! It bites, and infects!
Bob: Wow. Have you tested it?
Servo: Not yet... (it growls) Stay calm, Sigma.
Crow: Sigma?
Servo: Well, we had the Greek letter thing going... say, how about I test it right now?
(Bob and Mike look at each other and back away to the walls. Crow stands, listening)
Crow: Yes. You do that.
Servo: SICK 'EM, BOY!
Sigma: GGROWLL!
(Sigma chomps on Crow)
Crow: AUUGHH! THE INFECTION.... Wow! I feel better now, Master!
Servo: All right, minion, go put Cheez Whiz into Mike's boxers!
Crow: Okay, master! (runs off)
Mike: Hey! Servo!
Servo: I didn't do it, Crow did!
(The Mads light flashes)
Bob: All right, just stop it. (Pushes it. Hexfield lights up)
(Widowmaker)
Megabyte: Hello, Bob, others, say... is that a Web creature?
(SOL)
Servo: Why, yes it is. It infects! I got him myself!
(Widowmaker)
Megabyte: How... unfortunate for you. We have Theta here, and that's her creature.
Theta: (offscreen) Yes! oh Terrybyte?
(SOL)
(The creature starts panting)
Servo: Darn. I already infected Crow. But then how does he follow my orders?
(Widowmaker)
Megabyte: Look, we don't care. We're going to beam him aboard. Stand by, Observer!
Observer: I'm standing!
Megabyte: Right then. Energize!
(The web creature dissapears from the SOL and reappears on the Widowmaker)
(SOL)
Servo: So much for that. So, when you gonna give us the next part?
(Widowmaker)
Megabyte: Soon you incompetent fool. Now where is Ms. Forrester? (walks off absent-mindedly)
Observer: Better turn this off. (he does)
(SOL)
Bob: Sorry, Servo. But he was a little dangerous.
Servo: Yeah, yeah.
(Crow walks back in)
Crow: Hey guys, one minute I was right here, then I was holding Cheez Whiz in Mike's room! Is something wrong?
Mike: I think you fainted. Then sleepwalked.
Crow: That explains it. Wait, no it doesn't.
(Lights! Sirens! Panic!)
Mike: WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIIIIIIIIIIGN!
Crow: I want to know!
Bob: Just come on, Crow.
