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(There's no theme song or door sequence or anything like that. We open to a shot of the SOL's bridge with no one in it)
(offstage) Mike: Crow?
(offstage) Crow: What Mike? I'm eating!
(offstage) Mike: Well, you see, I know what you did.
(offstage) Crow: No! No! *sobs* I'm so sorry Mikey! I didn't mean too! I'll go suck myself out into space now.
(offstage) Mike: Crow! Wait!
(Gypsy comes on the screen)
Gypsy: Hmm hmm hmm.... hey! What's this? Oh Miiiiike!
(offstage) Mike: Yeah Gypsy?
Gypsy: It seems that Cambot's on now.
(offstage) Mike: Really? (runs on stage) Gypsy, make sure Crow doesn't suck himself into space.
Gypsy: Right-o! (she goes away)
Mike: Hello everybody! I'm Mike Nelson, and welcome to the Sattilite of Love! Today was a very bad day. First Crow stole his... well...
(Bob and Servo walk in)
Bob: I'm telling you! If you use any fire-based attacks, you'll lose!
Servo: Look, Mike's the DM, okay?
Mike: Hi guys. Whatcha arguing for?
Bob: Well... remember when we were playing D&D? Well, I'm trying to give Servo a good way to attack that Nighthawk, but he keeps refusing!
Servo: Mike, what is a good way to defeat it?
Mike: Sorry, I tell no secrets.
Bob: Hah! I told you!
Servo: I still don't trust you.
(Gypsy comes on stage with Crow reluctantly following)
Gypsy: I found him trying to drill through the wall with this Sears Craftsman.
Crow: I hate you! I hate everything you do! *sobs*
Bob: Oh Crow... what happened?
(Crow looks around, then whispers it in Bob's ear)
Bob: Well... I see... but still, Mike, you shouldn't be so hard on him! He's just a helpless robot trapped on a spaceship with no friends but us!
Servo: He's right! For once...
Bob: I still stand by what I say.
(MAD light flashes)
Mike: Gypsy, can you get that?
Gypsy: Um... sure.
(Hexfield comes on)
Megabyte: Hello. Here is your word of the day. I'm-not-in-right-now-so-go-kick-Pearl's-bitmap-for-me. BEEP!
Crow: That was odd.
Mike: Hello, Megabyte. We're just waiting for your movie and-
Pearl: Oh, sorry. Bobo was just playing with the answering machine.
Mike: It's an improvement.
Pearl: Here's the guy you wanted. Megabyte? Your "friends" are here!
Bobo: Can I talk to them?
Pearl: NO! Go cower in a corner.
(Bobo cowers in a corner)
Megabyte: Hello. Today we have a wonderful set of fics!
Crow: Oh really?
Megabyte: Well, wonderful for us.
Crow: Oh.
Megabyte: It's a little Season 4 fic series.
Servo: Another one? *sigh*
Megabyte: Yes, but this is revised, so you're lucky. We couldn't find the unrevised ones.
(offscreen) Pearl: I think Bobo ate them.
(Bobo makes a noise, and Megabyte continues)
Megabyte: Well, anyway, it's written by A_Einome, who I'm sure you all know of.
Mike: Yep. We've met him. He also MiSTs.
Megabyte: Oh really? I must give him some good reading. Ta ta for now!
(Hexfield goes blank)
Crow: So, anyone for some more D&D?
Bob & Servo: Me!
(Before than can get out anything, sirens go off and lights flash)
Mike: We've got movie siiiiiign!
(Panic. Choas.)